I Stubbed My Toe

It was an exceptionally bland day. The birds were singing, sky was blue. Except one thing happened that messed up my whole entire day, and might even scar me for life!

While I was walking, I hear this loud BANG! It's my neighbor being S.W.A.T-ed, he held a child hostage.

So, anyway, I walked through a doorway, but something happened. Something scary. I forgot to buy Pop Tarts!

Whilst still wearing my PJ's, I ran the painless 1/2 mile journey to the local grocery store, which in this case was a Walmart.

I stop at 1/4th of the journey, simply because I forgot to pack!

So, I gather the packing ingredients.

A gallon of water.

A backpack.

Some French fries.

I then walk the journey, stopping only 3 times to drink and eat my feast. I finally arrive at the Walmart; there's this one kid picking up the last box of Pop Tarts.

"Not on my watch!" I scream, sprinting at the child.

I then have a wrestling match with him to see who gets the Pop Tarts. He wins, so I have to exit the store.

I see a guy dressed up as the Grim Reaper.

The Reaper points at me and says, "Here; have your fucking Pop Tarts, it's on me,"

I take the Pop Tarts, run half-way back home, only to notice. I'm dead hungry.

I look around for anything that I can eat. Bricks? No. Dirt? No. But then I look in the direction of the Pop Tarts.

"I've got it," I exclaim, "I'll eat some grass!"

I eat a handful of grass and walk the rest of the way home.

I try to enter the front door, but I forgot to open the door, so I stub my toe. I'm flat on my ass, now, screaming in pain. Then, I notice this wasn't any ordinary toe stub, my toes are gone, as well as my feet, and legs.

There's no blood, or anything, so what exactly happened?

The world may never know, or else you'll suffer the same fate.

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