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Not to mention, in the final level of the game, the island, the final boss, also known as Osmund saddler, was green and wore a hat that said "kek" on it. Also, throughout the whole game, Ashley kept rambling in what I assumed to be ancient languages while dabbing constantly.. I hoped that in separate ways and in the mercenaries things would be normal, but I was wrong. I started up a game of mercenaries and unlocked my favorite character, Krauser. Instead of his normal bow it was very pixelated and resembled the bow in Minecraft. Also, whenever I started a game of mercenaries on any character it immediately spawned me next to a bella sister and caused an instant death, so I couldn’t unlock any other characters. |
Not to mention, in the final level of the game, the island, the final boss, also known as Osmund saddler, was green and wore a hat that said "kek" on it. Also, throughout the whole game, Ashley kept rambling in what I assumed to be ancient languages while dabbing constantly.. I hoped that in separate ways and in the mercenaries things would be normal, but I was wrong. I started up a game of mercenaries and unlocked my favorite character, Krauser. Instead of his normal bow it was very pixelated and resembled the bow in Minecraft. Also, whenever I started a game of mercenaries on any character it immediately spawned me next to a bella sister and caused an instant death, so I couldn’t unlock any other characters. |
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"What the fuck! |
"What the fuck!" I said. "That’s clearly hacking!" |
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But by far the worst was separate ways. I had been anxiously waiting to fapsterbate because Ada is hot but boy were things taking a turn for the worst. For one thing, her revealing outfit had replaced with a full body suit covering every inch of skin, making her difficult to fap to. "FUCKING FEMINISM RUINING MY GAMES AGAIN! |
But by far the worst was separate ways. I had been anxiously waiting to fapsterbate because Ada is hot but boy were things taking a turn for the worst. For one thing, her revealing outfit had replaced with a full body suit covering every inch of skin, making her difficult to fap to. "FUCKING FEMINISM RUINING MY GAMES AGAIN!" I shouted angrily. One part had scared me so badly, that I was scratching my balls and when the part happened I was so scared I ripped my dick off. |
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It was too much to handle! The hyper realistic blood, the 80s, the semen, the body suit, the hacking, it was making me crack. I was going to end this. After fetching a quick snack because I had the munchies, I ran with my arms behind my back like Sonic and Naruto to my room and took the Resident Evil 4 disc out of my Wii. I threw it on the ground and broke it into a million pieces. |
It was too much to handle! The hyper realistic blood, the 80s, the semen, the body suit, the hacking, it was making me crack. I was going to end this. After fetching a quick snack because I had the munchies, I ran with my arms behind my back like Sonic and Naruto to my room and took the Resident Evil 4 disc out of my Wii. I threw it on the ground and broke it into a million pieces. |
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"Finally, it’s over. |
"Finally, it’s over." I thought. But then, out of the corner of my vision, I looked on my bed to see a terrifying site. There, on my my little pony friendship is magic blanket, there lay a Leon doll, covered in hyper realistic blood. It was probably a glitch. |
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