I danced until I was dead and ended up dead

I am a 60 year old man and I am often hip with the kids. When I do their fortnite dance they always "cringe" which I assume means cool and hip with the kids. So I found this funny maymay vine the kids call it called "Dance til you're are dead." and it had a funny black kid dancing with the dog with music. I went into my front yard to "Dance til I was dead" with the kids. So I had my hip apple speaker and danced put hoping kids would come dance with me. Suddenly I blacked out on the floor waking up near the "staying up past bedtime" time and I was "super pumped, yo." So I did my cool dances and then there was a strange little child that approached me. He had no eyes or teeth and I thought this was a new hip trend. He said "Where is father?" and I replied with "Nothing much, you?" like all the hip kids say. Unfortunately he proceeded to open my chest with his epic C.S. Go knife and eat all my organs which this was the new trend so I ate along with him. Unfortunately I fell dead on the floor. So I ask you to smash that like button and subscribe for more fortnite floss dances!

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Credited to shmiika 

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