I got these cheese burgers man

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One time when I was sitting on my porch this random man ran up to me and said:

"You got any change?"

I then replied with "Sorry I'm all out"

The man then said "Maan I got these cheeseburgers maan"

I just looked at him and said " I don't want a cheeseburger"

He just replied "Please maan, I'd suck yo dick"

I said to the man "Ew get out of here"

and he ran off. 

...

You got spare change?

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