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Bruh i was walking home one day and heard my own voice on a podcast. I loved podcasts. I still do. I listen to all of them, true crime, communist girls, boys who like making jokes, and most of all, 98 percent indivisible. This week i was listening to
Crunky is licking peoples feet under the bike bar and the ladies are all screaming
A DOG WAS WALKING UP AND DOWN THE STREET, ONLY IT WASNT A DOG. THE BOY NEVER GOT TO SLEEP THAT NOGHT. HIS NAME WAS JOHNATHAN I said hly shit holy shit that is me! AND THE DOG WAS NAMED CRUNKY oh shit i better run! I ran all the way to the house. Crunky started to pick up the pace running like a bear trying to chase a piece of string. When i made it home i knocked on the door to be let in because my roomates took my key away because i kept loosing it. Only then did i notice the dog door on the front door! WHEN JOHNATHAN CAME HOME HE TRIED TO GET IN THE HOUSE BUT IT WAS LOCKED, WHAT HE DIDNT KNOW IS CRUNKY WAS ALREADY WAITING INSIDE HIS ROOM. oh shit oh shit! I called my roomate, hello please let me in? Im sorry for eating your delicious ice cream and then smoothing out the top like i never did it! Uhhh what? She said Im coming down. But dont do that.
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I opened my door…
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AND THEN JOHNATHAN HAD THE TIME OF HIS LIFE. BIGDADDY DID TOO.
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