I made a deal with a demon, now I regret it

I was sitting around feeling sorry for myself that I wasn't rich and famous with a hot trophy wife, when a demon appears. It looked like one of those demons you see in the last two missions of Warcraft 1, Red, big beefy upper body, bad wings, horns, and giant scimitar. He said "I shall grant you all you wish for, but know that everything you grant comes at an equal price." I said I don't see the downside in that and asked to be rich. He asked "and famous?" and I said actually no, I think it'd be smarter to keep this on the DL. He did a cute little dance and I checked my bank account, my balance was an infinite symbol. Then I said I want my ideal woman with big tits and ass and who loves me. He did a gross little dance and there she was. A hundred feet tall, badass hooks for hands, and she shoots lasers from her beautiful blue eyes (Ugh, so much for keeping this on the DL). I said okay, I'm good. He said a time would come when I had to pay for breaking reality to suit my selfish desires and that he'd be back. I said okay. He disappeared in a plume of smoke that smelled like brimstone. I think it was a brimstone smell anything, I've never smelled it before. It was kind of like a cross between new car smell, and that apple smell you get from a brand new text book. Feeling happy I went to take a shit. When I came back the demon was back in my living room laughing maniacally and said "THE TIME HAS COME TO PAY THE PRICE!" Then the mother fucker grabbed my PS4 and ran out of the building.

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Credited to The2500 

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