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I go into the bedroom to speak with my wife, but when I enter all I see is a large cake sitting on my bed. |
I go into the bedroom to speak with my wife, but when I enter all I see is a large cake sitting on my bed. "What is this doing here?” I muse when suddenly, out of the top of the cake pops my wife. |
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"Surprise!” She shouts, giggling. "Happy birthday!” I chuckle as I realize the trick she played. But then I pause. |
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It isn’t my birthday. I look into my wife’s eyes and realize it is not my wife. She is cake. Terrified I stumble to the door but as I grab the handle it comes off. The door is cake. |
It isn’t my birthday. I look into my wife’s eyes and realize it is not my wife. She is cake. Terrified I stumble to the door but as I grab the handle it comes off. The door is cake. |
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I turn around to face the frosted eldritch horror in the shape of my wife. She approaches me smiling and says softly |
I turn around to face the frosted eldritch horror in the shape of my wife. She approaches me smiling and says softly |
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"It’s okay sweetie. It’s all going to be okay.” |
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She grabs my arm and I stare in horror as it begins to crumble under her grip. As I look in appalled silence at the cake that I thought was my arm I try to scream. |
She grabs my arm and I stare in horror as it begins to crumble under her grip. As I look in appalled silence at the cake that I thought was my arm I try to scream. |