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One Day, I went to the flee market to purchase an NES to play Sonic.
One Day, I went to the flee market to purchase an NES to play Sonic.


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Just.. Completely fucked up.
Just.. Completely fucked up.


An there was just blood. EVERY WHERE.
And there was just blood. EVERY WHERE.


"Turn back now," it said to me in a DEEP, DEMONIC VOICE.
"Turn back now," it said to me in a DEEP, DEMONIC VOICE.
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Now I'm fucked.
Now I'm fucked.


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Latest revision as of 21:45, 11 January 2023

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One Day, I went to the flee market to purchase an NES to play Sonic.

I mean, that Hedgehog just gets my dick rock-hard..

Any how, I bought it and plugged it in, nearly cumming in my pants.

As I put in the game and started up the console, and went to the game screen.

I NOTICED SOME "THINGS."

The colors were fucked up.

Just.. Completely fucked up.

And there was just blood. EVERY WHERE.

"Turn back now," it said to me in a DEEP, DEMONIC VOICE.

Being the Genius that I am, I decided to IGNORE IT AND CONTINUE.

Yeah, I continued with the bloodied game.

And just DECIDED to dismiss it as a glitch.

I mean, there wasn't any thing strange going on, right?

Maybe it was "HACKED."

WHO FUCKING KNOWS?!

I continued and just saw blood.

And heard screaming.

'N' stuff.

PROBABLY JUST A GLITCH, right?

RIGHT?!

FUCKING RIGHT?!?>!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!>W@W@W@>W<#@!>@<SW@@SW@S

Then, it was all. Like. Like.

Um.

Like, totally all, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU IN 7 DAYS."

AND THE RINGS AND TIME JUST DISPLAYED THE SAME NUMBER..

"666."

Creepy shit.

So, I went to a regular, retail store and got a new cartidge.

I put it in the console.

It worked just fine.

Until Seven Days later.

Now I'm fucked.


Created by 55555online.
Dedicated to all of the stupid writers who decide to dismiss their demonic gaming consoles/cartidges as glitches.

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