It's the mildew!

My best friend and I were hanging out playing scrabble when she up went to get a drink. I told her I wanted some iced tea. A few minutes later she came back with an odd look on her face and guess what? She handed me lemonade!

I told her I wanted iced tea and she said "you told me lemonade". So I just made it into an Arnold Palmer and kept playing.

Little while later we were playing, she kept making the words "I am" and then "the" and then "mildew". Weird. She didn't smell like mildew, but her bathroom sure did.

During that time is when she went to the bathroom. We had a lot of wine and she needed to pee. I waited for her to come back and noticed something else on the board. She had spelled "shittynosleep". what was she up to? I thought to myself.

Epiphany happened and I went on reddit and searched shittynosleep and found her post. It was about her being taken over by mildew and rotting in her house in the bathroom. I decided to check on her.

When I ran to the bathroom and found her. She was in the shower covered in the mildew. It had consumed her and the walls. It began spreading to the rest of the house. I haven't noticed that even the scrabble board was covered in mildew.

I turned around and saw her...what? She was staring at me saying "mildew...the mildew will get youuuuu".

You guys, I'm so scared. I'm hiding out in her garage typing this using her wifi and it may not last long. The mildew is coming. It's coming for me and for youuuuu!!!

---

Credited to amesann 

Comments • 0

Loading comments...