It all happened when I was in the shower...

I was in the shower and then it happened. I was singing "Wake me up before you go go" By Wham very loudly and then it happened. I got a phone call cause I had my phone in the shower cause my dad works at Apple and I have a waterproof phone (long story) but Anyways, that's when it happened. I got a call from a number, the number was 666-666-6666. I picked up the phone with my hand and slid the unlock thingy to answer the phone because I was getting a phone cal and that's when IT happened

The man on the other line (well technically it isn't a line anymore because it's a cell phone and not an old phone because those used to actually be connected by lines but now we don't use that old technology anymore but we use the same terminology out of convenience) that's when I heard the voice on the other line. "Henlo" the phone said. (Well technically not the phone. Phones don't talk they just transmit what the other person on the other line (not really a line) says) that's when I heard the rest of the voice. "This is Satan" it (the voice not the phone) said. "Please shut the fuck up I hate that song okay bye"

I was dumbfounded and honestly Satan hurt my feelings cause I thought I was hitting the notes pretty well. Fuck you Satan that was mean. Anyways AITA?

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Credited to Mr-pizzapls 

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