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"Oh no" said James Bond he got his magic wand and said magic stuff idk and open up a portal that lead him to the basement man lair which was In James Bond basement and he said "ooh hi Jamesy bondy I'm locked in I can't breathe in here" and James Bond put up a window and the basement was kill :( And the James bond got in his plane and went to the window breaker hideout which was in target he was breaking windows:O and he said "ooh ohh my ass I used my ass to break windows oh hi James Bond how the wife"
"Oh no" said James Bond he got his magic wand and said magic stuff idk and open up a portal that lead him to the basement man lair which was In James Bond basement and he said "ooh hi Jamesy bondy I'm locked in I can't breathe in here" and James Bond put up a window and the basement was kill :( And the James bond got in his plane and went to the window breaker hideout which was in target he was breaking windows:O and he said "ooh ohh my ass I used my ass to break windows oh hi James Bond how the wife"


James Bond got pissed and said "my wife is dead you kill her with your windows" and the window breaker said the n word and "my father died because of windows I break every one of them and then James Bond broke a window and it became a doorknob and the window breaker died blood was everywhere James Bond got a mop and clean it up and stole his wallet And got in plane and went to the venting man house it was in a swimming pool vents James Bond put a pipe bomb in the vents and and also pipe bomb in the cheerios and piss on it and called up a woman and the venting man blew up 700 times and then James Bond got a plane and went to the slappy man house which was in Disney land and said to the slappy man face that he poo poo head he died
James Bond got pissed and said "my wife is dead you kill her with your windows" and the window breaker said the b word and "my father died because of windows I break every one of them and then James Bond broke a window and it became a doorknob and the window breaker died blood was everywhere James Bond got a mop and clean it up and stole his wallet And got in plane and went to the venting man house it was in a swimming pool vents James Bond put a pipe bomb in the vents and and also pipe bomb in the cheerios and piss on it and called up a woman and the venting man blew up 700 times and then James Bond got a plane and went to the slappy man house which was in Disney land and said to the slappy man face that he poo poo head he died


The day was saved now the evil called "men" was destroyed and the movie ended and then James Bond come out of my tv and said the fuck word 10 times I died
The day was saved now the evil called "men" was destroyed and the movie ended and then James Bond come out of my tv and said the fuck word 10 times I died
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