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==The Story==
==The Story==


Jeff was just a normal boy, he got good grades in school, but one day, he smoked way to much cocaine.
Jeff was just a normal dude, he did well in college, but one day, he smoked way to much cocaine.


Jeff was going to school one day with his brother Liu, they were just about to get on the bus when a group of gummy bears came towards Jeff
Jeff was going to university one day with his brother Liu, they were just about to get there when a group of gummy bears came towards Jeff


"Gimme your Gummy Bears!!!" Red screamed as he began to pick up Jeff, Jeff had got this tingly feeling he would usually get when he smoked a lot of cocaine, so he began to twist Red Blue and Green's necks off and began feasting.
"Gimme your Gummy Bears!!!" Red screamed as he began to pick up Jeff, Jeff had got this tingly feeling he would usually get when he smoked a lot of cocaine, so he began to twist Red Blue and Green's necks off and began feasting.


Next Day, Jeff got invited to a Little Boy's party, Jeff wondered if there was cocaine there, his mom said HELLZ YEA, so Jeff had began walking to the little boy's house. When he got there, there was a table of cocaine which was gone completely seconds before Jeff had arrived, he then played Cowboys and Penises with kids, when suddenly, the gummy bears had returned with new heads, Jeff got scared and ran upstairs. He was only half way up when he fell down the stairs and landed in yo mamas fat ass. (not to mention there was camel piss in there which bleached Jeff)
Next Day, Jeff got invited to a birthday party, Jeff wondered if there was cocaine there, his mom said HELLZ YEA, so Jeff had began walking to the house. When he got there, there was a table of cocaine which was gone completely seconds before Jeff had arrived, he then played Cowboys with kids, when suddenly, the gummy bears had returned with new heads, Jeff got scared and ran upstairs. He was only half way up when he fell down the stairs and landed in yo mamas fat ass. (not to mention there was camel piss in there which bleached Jeff)


==Hospital==
==Hospital==
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THE END!
THE END!
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