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One day, I was chilling in my house, when I felt something weird under my chair. I came (LOL, came) upon a mysterious disc DVD called Jeff the Killer and Godzilla vs. Leopold Slikk and RED. The disc cover looked weird, as it had Jeff and Godzilla's foreheads bleeding. I took out the disc, and to my surprise, none other than EVIL PATRIXXX was there! I was scared, but he only wanted a cold beer. I directed him to the fridge, where he took the beer and drank it. |
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ONE DAY I WAS CHILLING IN MY HUSS WHEN i CAME (LOLCAME) UPON A DISK. IT HAD A PICTUR OF GAWDZILLA AND JAFF ON IT AND TEY WEHRE BLEEDING BLOOD FROM THEIR EYES AND FOREHEDZ. EVIL PATRIXX CAME OUT OF THE DISC AND I WAS TEH SCURRREEEDD!!!!!!!!11111111 |
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He returned to the box, and I put the disc into the DVD Player. For an inexplicable reason, Happy Appy and the Pumpkin from that one odd education game was there, and they both shot Godzilla and Jeff on the DVD Menu, before I hit play. |
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BUT THEN HE WENT BCK IN THE BOX AND I PUT IT INTO MY DEE VEE DEE PLAYAR AND THE MENU CAME UP AND JAFF TAH KILLAH WANTED TO SAY THAT HE WAS HUNGREH BUT TEHN TEH PUMPKINS AND APPY AHPEARED AND SHOT HIM AND TEHN TEHN MOVEH STARTEHRED. |
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So, the movie started. Jeff was stabbing a random person in the street, when Godzilla appeared and asked Jeff what he was doing. Jeff asked him to go away, but suddenly Leopold Slikk appeared as a giant, so Jeff had to turn giant to fight him. |
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==TEH MOOVEE== |
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Godzilla got punched in the face by King Ghidorah, despite the fact that King Ghidorah had no arms, so Ghidorah went away to get RED. |
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SO TEHN TEH MOVEH STARTEHRED AND JAFF WAS STABBING A RANDUM PERSUN IN THE STREET. BUT THEN GAWDZJILLA ARPERPEPRED AND SAID |
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NU U STOPID PERSUN! WHY YOU KILLL PEEPULZ? |
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AND JAFF SAD KNOW! WYE KHANT U JUST LEAF ME ARONE? BUT THEN A DEAD BART AND LEREOPORD SLIKK APPEARED AND JAFF HAD TO TURN GIANT BABY MAN TO FAIT TEHM!!!!111 |
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Jeff punched Leopold in the face and jammed his keyboard up his fucking arse. Jeff was Gigantic and got ran over by RED in his fucking truck that he pulled out of absolutely no-fucking where. Godzilla said "No! You killed my friend, I don't like you any more! |
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SO GAWDZILLA THEN GOT PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY KING GHIROAHD AND GHIDORAH DOESSN'T HABE ANDY ARMS SO HE FOUND REEEEDDDDDD AND RED SAID TO LEOPORD SLERK I KILLED YOUR GERDA!!!1! AND LEORPEROD WHAS LIKE NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU YOU KILL MY GERDA I KILL YOU TOOOOOOOO |
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And then Red dick-fucked Leopold in his eyeballs, and Leopold said "wait a fucking minute, I'm alive!" Godzilla replied with "Why the fuck are you alive?" He used his Atomic Breath on Ghidorah, who flipped him off. Jeff was alive again. The Oxford Comma rose out of the ground and Jeff punched it, and the Comma punched Jeff, but that did nothing. Jeff killed the Oxford comma by stabbing it as everyone laughed. |
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AND JAFF PUNCHED LEOPOLD IN THE FACE AND HE DIED INSTANTLY WITH HIS STUPID KEYBOARD UP HIS FAR KING ILSE! JAFF WAS GIGAN TIC AND THEN REEEEDDDD DECIDE TO RUN OBER JAFF WITH HIS TRUCK THAT HE PULLED OUT OF FARKING NOWERE AND GAWJDISFALALALA WAS LIKE NUUUUUUUU U ILLEDMYFRIEND WHI AND I DON'T LAIKE U AN Y MOAR! |
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AND THEN REEEEEEEEEED DICK FRUCKED LEEOROEOEOROPTPTOLD IN THE EYEBALLZ AND LEOROEGPGSODLDO SAID WAIT A FACKING MINTUEJNDG I AM ALIVE! AND GODZILLAILLAILLAALALAAFFHSUCKJ WAS LIKE WIIIIIIIIICOLA WHY ARE YOU FUCKING ALIVE ITH OUGHGT THat IFUCKING CALLED YOU A GAY! AND THEN HE ATOMIC BRETHRHRBTAD OBER GHIDORAH ANDG GGIDORSAH SAID FUCK YOU BUT JEFF WAS ALIVE AGAIN. THE OXFORC OMMA DRECIDED TO RISE OUT OF THE GROUND AND THEN HE PUNCHED JAFF IN TAH FASSE BUT IT DID NOTHING. GHSAAWSDSIZLLA LAUGHTED AS JAAAFFFFF KILLED THE OXFORCD COMMMAZ AND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED SAID TO LEOROEPSOLD I STOLE MELLISAS TRUCK AND RAN HOER OVER WITH IT. LEOPOLD THEN RAGED AND EVERYONE LAUGHED BUT LEOEPRPEOLD. |
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Latest revision as of 21:33, 19 October 2022
One day, I was chilling in my house, when I felt something weird under my chair. I came (LOL, came) upon a mysterious disc DVD called Jeff the Killer and Godzilla vs. Leopold Slikk and RED. The disc cover looked weird, as it had Jeff and Godzilla's foreheads bleeding. I took out the disc, and to my surprise, none other than EVIL PATRIXXX was there! I was scared, but he only wanted a cold beer. I directed him to the fridge, where he took the beer and drank it.
He returned to the box, and I put the disc into the DVD Player. For an inexplicable reason, Happy Appy and the Pumpkin from that one odd education game was there, and they both shot Godzilla and Jeff on the DVD Menu, before I hit play.
So, the movie started. Jeff was stabbing a random person in the street, when Godzilla appeared and asked Jeff what he was doing. Jeff asked him to go away, but suddenly Leopold Slikk appeared as a giant, so Jeff had to turn giant to fight him. Godzilla got punched in the face by King Ghidorah, despite the fact that King Ghidorah had no arms, so Ghidorah went away to get RED.
Jeff punched Leopold in the face and jammed his keyboard up his fucking arse. Jeff was Gigantic and got ran over by RED in his fucking truck that he pulled out of absolutely no-fucking where. Godzilla said "No! You killed my friend, I don't like you any more!
And then Red dick-fucked Leopold in his eyeballs, and Leopold said "wait a fucking minute, I'm alive!" Godzilla replied with "Why the fuck are you alive?" He used his Atomic Breath on Ghidorah, who flipped him off. Jeff was alive again. The Oxford Comma rose out of the ground and Jeff punched it, and the Comma punched Jeff, but that did nothing. Jeff killed the Oxford comma by stabbing it as everyone laughed.
THE END.
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