Jeff the killer vs Squidward Suicide

Jeff was walking in the woods . He was barely clinging to the life , just barely escaping the horror of Slenderman . You would think that a 13 year old would die after being stabbed , and burned , but no, for the sake of satisfying the ovaries of his 11 year old fangirls, he's still here .

As he was walking, he was gasping violently , even occasionally spewing out blood . Besides his wounds , the sleep was catching up to him , and he fell on his knees and fell asleep . He had a horrible nightmare . In his dreams , he saw a person that looked just like him , but that person had black and red hyper-realistic blood .

This person was also crying blood with those red and black eyes , and as Jeff was approaching this strange figure , it uttered a single phrase , that makes Jeff's feet still sore and ache . It said : 'Your time is up' .

Jeff awoke suddenly . He had a feeling that some 11 year idiot old ripped off his Marie Suecharacter and used it as a girl , but he dismissed it as a glitch .

When he woke up , it was morning already . He decided he would get some of that alcohol , and continue with killing , for no reason . Time has passed since the evening of the Jeff's battle , and , by now , he had already healed , using his Sage abilities .

He found a bottle of vodka and continued his way . Not too far away , Squidward was doing the same thing . He was done killing his newest victim , this time it was a middle aged guy named Paul . He was very paranoid of the outside world and anything could traumatize the poor guy. Apparently he had a Sonic Adventure 2 game to stay sane from the insanely bad Sonic games . Oh , wait.

After he killed him , Squidward absorbed all of his blood , in order to refill his 'Hyper-realistic container' . It wasn't enough to him , though . He was still hungry .

As Jeff was walking , he coming in front of his house , but Squidward had already sensed him .

Squidward attacked him first with his tentacles , but Jeff had already pulled out his knife and cutted off most of his tentacles ,but they regenerated . Jeff thought : 'Would in be permanent'?

Squidward stopped , and started attacking him with his Hyper-realistic blood eyes . Jeff , of course , dodged it , because he's a almighty Sage . However , one of Squidward's tears shot him . And Jeff fell to the ground .

As Squidward was jumping in the air to impale the fish-faced fuckface , but , of course , Jeff pulled out his vodka , and threw it at the Squid . He got the Squidward in the face , and , pulled out his lighter , that just trough the power of plot contrivance happened to be in his pocket, despite all the hardship he went through .

He threw it carelessly , and with 100% hit ratio , he lit Squidward on fire Squidward burned like a jumping inferno , and , of course , the woods get caught in the fire , and everything burned down .

Of course , Jeff survived .