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One day, Jeff the Killer was on another of his killing sprees, when suddenly, it was interrupted.
One day, Jeff the Killer was on another one of his killing sprees, when suddenly, it was interrupted.


Just as he was about to murder someone, people started panicking, ignoring him as they evacuate their houses.
Just as he was about to murder someone, people started panicking, ignoring him as they evacuate their homes.


Jeff then thought: "What the fucking hell is going on?!"
Jeff then thought; "What the fucking hell is going on?!"


Before he knew it, he just answered his own question, as a radioactive, reptillian behemoth showed up, destroying everything in its path. It was the King of the Monsters himself, Godzilla.
Before he knew it, he's just answered his own question, as a radioactive, reptilian behemoth showed up, destroying everything in its path. It was the King of the Monsters himself, Godzilla.


Jeff, being the murderous psychopath that he is, ran towards the monster, knife in hand, yelling "GO TO SLEEP" as he started stabbing its massive foot.
Jeff, being the murderous psychopath that he is, ran towards the monster, knife in hand, yelling "GO TO SLEEP" as he started stabbing the monster's massive foot.


....the stabbing had no effect on Godzilla whatsoever, and only resulted in his knife breaking apart. Godzilla then looked down, then stepped on him. Before anyone knew, Jeff the Killer became nothing more than a flattened pile of flesh and bone, burning from the behemoth's radiation.
Little did he know, however, that the stabbing had absolutely no effect on Godzilla whatsoever. Not even a sting, or a single sensation of poking for that matter. All the radioactive beast did was to continue walking, stepping on Jeff in the process.


Just like that, the psychopathic murderer was no more, reduced into nothing more than a flattened mess of flesh and bone, squashed like a bug, by the King of the Monsters himself.


But of course, Jeff should've known.


Of course, Jeff should've known, that no man, sane or insane, could ever defeat the king of the monsters with a fucking kitchen knife.
That no man, sane or insane, could ever defeat Godzilla with a fucking kitchen knife.


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''Inspired by [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen]].''<br>

'''''Author's Note:''' I'm sorry, but it just had to be done.''
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''Inspired by [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen]].''

''Author's Note: I'm sorry, but it just had to be done.''
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Latest revision as of 22:44, 20 October 2022

One day, Jeff the Killer was on another one of his killing sprees, when suddenly, it was interrupted.

Just as he was about to murder someone, people started panicking, ignoring him as they evacuate their homes.

Jeff then thought; "What the fucking hell is going on?!"

Before he knew it, he's just answered his own question, as a radioactive, reptilian behemoth showed up, destroying everything in its path. It was the King of the Monsters himself, Godzilla.

Jeff, being the murderous psychopath that he is, ran towards the monster, knife in hand, yelling "GO TO SLEEP" as he started stabbing the monster's massive foot.

Little did he know, however, that the stabbing had absolutely no effect on Godzilla whatsoever. Not even a sting, or a single sensation of poking for that matter. All the radioactive beast did was to continue walking, stepping on Jeff in the process.

Just like that, the psychopathic murderer was no more, reduced into nothing more than a flattened mess of flesh and bone, squashed like a bug, by the King of the Monsters himself.

But of course, Jeff should've known.

That no man, sane or insane, could ever defeat Godzilla with a fucking kitchen knife.



Written by Specter5
Content is available under CC BY-SA

Inspired by Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen.
Author's Note: I'm sorry, but it just had to be done.

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