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There was a movie from the |
There was a movie from the 1100's called Jeremy's Journey. It was about an average man going on an adventure to save his wife from aggresive monkeys. The movie was pretty good. |
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Legend tells of the |
Legend tells of the movie's original version, which nobody ever had the chance to see. It was called Jeremy's Journey: Director's Haircut. |
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using the powers of narration, I will explain to you the movie. |
using the powers of narration, I will explain to you the movie. |
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The movie starts off with Jeremy, but not his wife, sitting in a small chair, crying. this goes on for 224 hours, before he starts crying blood, lots and lots of blood. The scene suddenly cuts to a dark house, where a strange, deformed person was standing. A large, hideous person walks up to him, wearing a white shirt with the words |
The movie starts off with Jeremy, but not his wife, sitting in a small chair, crying. this goes on for 224 hours, before he starts crying blood, lots and lots of blood. The scene suddenly cuts to a dark house, where a strange, deformed person was standing. A large, hideous person walks up to him, wearing a white shirt with the words "help" on it. He asks the first deformed person "food?", and he responds "no." |
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the large hideous person grew angry, his eyes seemed to pop out of his skull, and he screamed |
the large hideous person grew angry, his eyes seemed to pop out of his skull, and he screamed "FOOD?!", and the deformed man said again, "no." |
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The large hideous man opened his mouth, so wide, it touched the floor, and then he ate the first deformed man. |
The large hideous man opened his mouth, so wide, it touched the floor, and then he ate the first deformed man. |
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the scene then cuts to |
the scene then cuts to Jeremy's wife, in a dark room, possibly the same house as before, being eaten by a group of monkeys, and there was blood everywhere. Lots and lots of blood. |
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the scene then cuts to a group of mutant beasts, all saying |
the scene then cuts to a group of mutant beasts, all saying "IS A MEEEEE" |
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then, it cuts back to the chair, but Jeremy is gone, and the chair is flipped upside down. |
then, it cuts back to the chair, but Jeremy is gone, and the chair is flipped upside down. |
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the origins and meaning behind it are unknown. |
the origins and meaning behind it are unknown. |
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