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"He had the habit of grabbing sharp objects and staring at them for hours." |
"He had the habit of grabbing sharp objects and staring at them for hours." |
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"and due to that he has several eye |
"and due to that he has several eye surgeries" |
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"These eye surgeries weren't your usual eye surgeries" |
"These eye surgeries weren't your usual eye surgeries" |
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"Because of these 'special' eye surgeries, Johnson could see things other people couldn't." |
"Because of these 'special' eye surgeries, Johnson could see things other people couldn't." |
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"Johnson could see the future, he could see how people died" |
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"He was the cause of most of them." |
"He was the cause of most of them." |
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"The frustration of not being able to see made him angry." |
"The frustration of not being able to see made him angry." |
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"so he pushed |
"so he pushed Sally off a cliff" |
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"So, one day, he left for a deserted island." |
"So, one day, he left for a deserted island." |
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"The people of the cave worshiped Johnson and his ass-lasers." |
"The people of the cave worshiped Johnson and his ass-lasers." |
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"Eventually, |
"Eventually, Johnson died of starvation, having not fed his hungry orifice in days." |
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This story was created by the bored denizens of the CPW Chat. |
<i>This story was created by the bored denizens of the CPW Chat.</i> |
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