Killer Christmas Tree

We had just gotten a Christmas tree from the stand when my dad got jabbed in the eye with like fifty needles! He had to go to the hospital and while he did, my brother had an allergic reaction to the tree sap and got hives. I knew what I had to do. I burned the whole house down. It was the only way. My parents were pretty mad "It was only pine needles! It was only hives!!" But I know now, just like I knew then... that tree would have killed us all. Some people may say it was jealousy. But I mean really, you should have seen the stupid thing, it was all patchy and bent... the tree I picked out was a million times better... erm and, uh, the other... the other tree... cursed paranormal tree stuff goin on...

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Credited to sk8rboifangurl98675 
Originally uploaded on December 16, 2015

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