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So today I got this really rare game for only one cent at a local garage sale. It was a rather odd sale, but I didn’t mind. I remember when I got it about an hour ago. I didn’t think a whole lot about it. Actually, I didn’t even look at its title. Hey, a one cent game is a one cent game, right? |
So today I got this really rare game for only one cent at a local garage sale. It was a rather odd sale, but I didn’t mind. I remember when I got it about an hour ago. I didn’t think a whole lot about it. Actually, I didn’t even look at its title. Hey, a one cent game is a one cent game, right? |
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It was only when I got home and I finally looked at the game. It was a disc for the Wii, and the cover was blank, with the exception of some scribbling near the top in black sharpie marker. It read as follows, "KIRBY 6664. |
It was only when I got home and I finally looked at the game. It was a disc for the Wii, and the cover was blank, with the exception of some scribbling near the top in black sharpie marker. It read as follows, "KIRBY 6664." |
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Now obviously, there was something that caught my attention immediately. Why is this game on the Wii? I mean, this should be on an N64, if anything. Despite that, though, everything else seemed normal. |
Now obviously, there was something that caught my attention immediately. Why is this game on the Wii? I mean, this should be on an N64, if anything. Despite that, though, everything else seemed normal. |
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[[File:Kirby 6664 title screen.png|Title screen|thumb]] |
[[File:Kirby 6664 title screen.png|Title screen|thumb]] |
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As the Wii turned on, there was nothing but a blank screen that said "Ready. |
As the Wii turned on, there was nothing but a blank screen that said "Ready." |
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Was this already the game? It didn’t even go into the Wii Menu. Then again, this is probably very glitchy for a ton of reasons. Maybe this is a beta disc? |
Was this already the game? It didn’t even go into the Wii Menu. Then again, this is probably very glitchy for a ton of reasons. Maybe this is a beta disc? |
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The blank screen became pitch black. It stayed like this for approximately 23 seconds, until that white screen changed to a red color, like blood, as I heard an evil, childlike laugh that felt so hyper-realistic as I heard it. Then, there was a small dialog box… |
The blank screen became pitch black. It stayed like this for approximately 23 seconds, until that white screen changed to a red color, like blood, as I heard an evil, childlike laugh that felt so hyper-realistic as I heard it. Then, there was a small dialog box… |
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"HELLO, MARK. |
"HELLO, MARK." |
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What? How did it know my name? |
What? How did it know my name? |
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"CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING THIS ONE OF A KIND DISC. YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO WITNESS THE FRUITS OF MY SERVANT, HAL. |
"CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING THIS ONE OF A KIND DISC. YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO WITNESS THE FRUITS OF MY SERVANT, HAL." |
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One of a kind disc? Fruits of HAL? As in…HAL Labs? What does this thing mean? |
One of a kind disc? Fruits of HAL? As in…HAL Labs? What does this thing mean? |
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But I was told no more, as I was sent to a stage overworld (like the ones you traveled through to select the level to play in Kirby’s Return to Dreamland). Of course, I was playing as Kirby. For some reason, I couldn’t move him. Was this a cutscene? |
But I was told no more, as I was sent to a stage overworld (like the ones you traveled through to select the level to play in Kirby’s Return to Dreamland). Of course, I was playing as Kirby. For some reason, I couldn’t move him. Was this a cutscene? |
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This place didn’t exactly seem to fit into a Kirby game either. The whole place was near pitch-black, with a light shining where Kirby was standing. The floor was white, and had stains of blood all over. It was just that floor, with a silhouette of what seemed to be a door at the other side. Fog was also in the foreground, and the overworld place was simply called "END. |
This place didn’t exactly seem to fit into a Kirby game either. The whole place was near pitch-black, with a light shining where Kirby was standing. The floor was white, and had stains of blood all over. It was just that floor, with a silhouette of what seemed to be a door at the other side. Fog was also in the foreground, and the overworld place was simply called "END." End? End of what? |
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[[File:Kirby 6664 END World.jpg|The "END" World|thumb]] |
[[File:Kirby 6664 END World.jpg|The "END" World|thumb]] |
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Kirby turned his face to me, with an eerie grin over his face that definitely didn’t convey his normal innocence. "AH, AT LAST. YOU HAVE COME, MARK. NOW BE A GOOD BOY AND HAVE ME ENTER THE DOOR. |
Kirby turned his face to me, with an eerie grin over his face that definitely didn’t convey his normal innocence. "AH, AT LAST. YOU HAVE COME, MARK. NOW BE A GOOD BOY AND HAVE ME ENTER THE DOOR." |
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I finally gained control of Kirby again once that textbox went. Be a good boy, though? What’s through that door, anyhow? I moved him to it and had him enter. Just before, however, I was able to steal a glimpse at the level name… " |
I finally gained control of Kirby again once that textbox went. Be a good boy, though? What’s through that door, anyhow? I moved him to it and had him enter. Just before, however, I was able to steal a glimpse at the level name… "666FREEME" |
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This just gets stranger by the moment. |
This just gets stranger by the moment. |
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And then the Wii just crashed. A high-pitched noise started to sound, as it normally does when it suddenly crashes. I went up to it and powered it down, but then the screen started to show static, as the Wii started to spin the disc at incredible speeds from what I heard. As I tried to unplug it, it was too late. It exploded, shrapnel being sent all over and tearing up my left hand, which then began to bleed profusely. I screamed in pain, until I saw something that surprised me so much, that it made me forget such a pain. |
And then the Wii just crashed. A high-pitched noise started to sound, as it normally does when it suddenly crashes. I went up to it and powered it down, but then the screen started to show static, as the Wii started to spin the disc at incredible speeds from what I heard. As I tried to unplug it, it was too late. It exploded, shrapnel being sent all over and tearing up my left hand, which then began to bleed profusely. I screamed in pain, until I saw something that surprised me so much, that it made me forget such a pain. |
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In the place of my Wii, there stood Kirby, smiling in a devilish manner. "Ah… How I have longed to escape my prison. |
In the place of my Wii, there stood Kirby, smiling in a devilish manner. "Ah… How I have longed to escape my prison." He looked at me with a cold stare. "I don’t know how to thank you, Mark. You completed my wish. I am free of that place. My destruction can continue, now, and my servants at HAL have done a tremendous job creating that one-way portal." |
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"What’s going on? |
"What’s going on?" I finally managed to ask. |
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"Your death. |
"Your death." He then opened his mouth and started inhaling, swallowing everything in my room. I was able to grab my phone alone, and bolted out of there as soon as he started to do so. |
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From there, I have been running, hiding. I know I only have so much time before he finds me. I know my fate was sealed from the moment I assisted the devil into this world. So here’s the truth… |
From there, I have been running, hiding. I know I only have so much time before he finds me. I know my fate was sealed from the moment I assisted the devil into this world. So here’s the truth… |