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{{note|This was written as an excercise to write the shittiest short story in order to get rid of writer's block. I apologize for the brainrot in advance.}} |
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There once was a man named Jim, who prided himself on his collection of hunting trophies. Jim was a lonely man. He lived in a cabin in the woods with his dog Pepper. He had a good and quiet life, and liked to unwind near the lakeside. |
There once was a man named Jim, who prided himself on his collection of hunting trophies. Jim was a lonely man. He lived in a cabin in the woods with his dog Pepper. He had a good and quiet life, and liked to unwind near the lakeside. |
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And Jim got scared, he said "God? Is that you?" |
And Jim got scared, he said "God? Is that you?" |
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And got responded "No, it's Tom |
And got responded "No, it's Tom! Who do you think it is you moron?" |
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Jim was so shocked by that event that he tripped and fell on his knife and died or whatever. But he didn't really die, mind you. No, he's now a zombie or whatever. And he hunts children for some reason. Even though he has no reason to have a beef with children. Guess that automatically comes with becoming a zombie. Oh well… |
Jim was so shocked by that event that he tripped and fell on his knife and died or whatever. But he didn't really die, mind you. No, he's now a zombie or whatever. And he hunts children for some reason. Even though he has no reason to have a beef with children. Guess that automatically comes with becoming a zombie. Oh well… |
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