Last Night's Unusual Experience

So the other night I was surfing the internet as per usual, lights off with only the screen to illuminate the room. It's getting quite late, and I'm balancing right on the edge of consciousness. Suddenly I feel something hairy graze my leg and I'm instantly wide awake. What was that? I wonder, eyes wide open and heart racing. I sit dead silent for a few minutes while my heart rate slowly returns to normal. Probably just my imagination.

I fetch a blanket to keep me warm in my armchair in case I fall asleep, and continue with my mindless interwebbage. In the distance I hear a dog howl, but I hardly notice it, because I am already dozing off again. That's when it happened – something licked my earlobe! What the hell! My heart is pounding faster and heavier than ever and I leap out of the armchair. My legs are shaking heavily as I frantically look about the room, looking for an assailant. There is no one else. Alright, just gonna check my e-mail before going to sleep.

I sit back down and before I know it, I'm sleepy again. The armchair is nice and warm and I feel like I just want to fall asleep right there. Then something – a tooth? – sticks me in the back of my neck! What was that?! I turn around and stare in horror at MY ARMCHAIR WHICH WAS ACTUALLY A BIG-ASS TIGER THAT WAS TRYNA EAT ME AND IT LEAPT AT ME AND BIT ME IN THE HEAD

BUT IF I AM DEAD WHO IS WRITING THIS

THE TIGER MAYBE

HUH

or maybe he is IN YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW TRYNA EAT YOU

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Credited to Galactic_kitten 
Originally uploaded on April 3, 2014

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