Let me tell you something and listen real good, ok?

I got spooked because of this and I want the world to know.

Yesterday, I received an envelope that said "Time Sensitive - Open Now."

That scared me because I didn't know how much time I had left. But anyway, I opened the envelope.

"You have been pre-approved for 0% financing on a new Toyota RAV4!"

Well, dang... Thanks for telling me after I just spent $77,450.31 on a Toyota RAV5.

But then I realized something: TOYOTA DOESN'T MAKE A RAV5.

So then what did I buy?

I went outside to my car and ripped off the Toyota logo. To my horror, underneath the logo it said: "Coronavirus Car Model 2020."

AHHHHH! My car is the outbreak source of COVID-19!!!!!!!!

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Credited to Popular_NoSleep_Redo 

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