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When the ''Wrath of the Lamb DLC'' came out for ''The Binding of Isaac'', there were rumors of a floor called the attic. Edmund McMillen claims that the attic was a name people made up for the cellar before they learned the |
When the ''Wrath of the Lamb DLC'' came out for ''The Binding of Isaac'', there were rumors of a floor called the attic. Edmund McMillen claims that the attic was a name people made up for the cellar before they learned the level's real name, but he's really just trying to stop people from trying to find this lost level. |
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Through hacking, I was able to find the data for an unused level, and made that the spawn point instead of the basement. |
Through hacking, I was able to find the data for an unused level, and made that the spawn point instead of the basement. |
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When I started the game, there was no music, and the place seemed to be made of moldy, rotted wood. The floor was littered with dead enemies, some familiar, and some that I |
When I started the game, there was no music, and the place seemed to be made of moldy, rotted wood. The floor was littered with dead enemies, some familiar, and some that I don't remember seeing in the regular game. |
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There was only one door leading out of the spawn room. It had the door of a boss room, but was completely unmarked on the map. I made the huge mistake of going inside. |
There was only one door leading out of the spawn room. It had the door of a boss room, but was completely unmarked on the map. I made the huge mistake of going inside. |
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In that room, there was only another child. He looked like Isaac, but with no eyes. Wait, what I described there was just a common enemy, let me try that again. There was a hanged body, no, wait, that would just be a shop keeper. There was a disemboweled baby who looked like me, no, wait, the game already has an enemy made of intestines. |
In that room, there was only another child. He looked like Isaac, but with no eyes. Wait, what I described there was just a common enemy, let me try that again. There was a hanged body, no, wait, that would just be a shop keeper. There was a disemboweled baby who looked like me, no, wait, the game already has an enemy made of intestines. |
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Screw it, I |
Screw it, I can't think of any creepy things to put in this pasta that weren't already in the game. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make a pasta about an innocent game aimed at children, like ''Mario'' or ''Pokemon''. All I have to do is throw in pointless violence and "hyper-realistic bloodtears," then rely on the audience's childhood memories of those games to make it creepy. |
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