M.I.L.K./Part 2: Difference between revisions
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...whatever the <i>fuck</i> that means. |
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I just continued on with the game without a care in the |
I just continued on with the game without a care in the world... then the game showed a... thing... for about 1/15 of a second, and then my computer shut down and started to spill out red ooze. I think it was blood. |
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So I've been without the game for a while until I got myself a newer computer and an older one with Windows 95. The new one to do my work, and the old one to play M.I.L.K. |
So I've been without the game for a while until I got myself a newer computer and an older one with Windows 95. The new one to do my work, and the old one to play M.I.L.K. |
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So I reinstalled the game |
So I reinstalled the game and... surprisingly enough... no errors or messages! |
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Just kidding! The game had more messages that were confusing! One said something in both English and the same weird code from before: |
Just kidding! The game had more messages that were confusing! One said something in both English and the same weird code from before: |
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MICHAEL IS A DEMON. HE WILL EAT YOU. |
MICHAEL IS A DEMON. HE WILL EAT YOU. |
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...what? So this game IS cursed?!? |
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==Police report== |
==Police report== |
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Sorry for the inconvenience. |
Sorry for the inconvenience. |
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Latest revision as of 07:19, 9 December 2023
Ahhh, shit. I haven't updated this in a while.
Here's what happened... so I found a message that said:
UR VF JNGPUVAT.
...whatever the fuck that means.
I just continued on with the game without a care in the world... then the game showed a... thing... for about 1/15 of a second, and then my computer shut down and started to spill out red ooze. I think it was blood.
So I've been without the game for a while until I got myself a newer computer and an older one with Windows 95. The new one to do my work, and the old one to play M.I.L.K.
So I reinstalled the game and... surprisingly enough... no errors or messages!
Just kidding! The game had more messages that were confusing! One said something in both English and the same weird code from before:
MICHAEL VF N QRZBA. UR JVYY RNG LBH.
THE FUCK?!? I am utterly confused! How am I supposed to figure out that?!?
I eventually decided to force quit the game and check if there was anything wrong with it, and I found a printable code cracker.
Among all things.
SO... it turns out that the messages say this:
HE IS WATCHING.
MICHAEL IS A DEMON. HE WILL EAT YOU.
...what? So this game IS cursed?!?
Fuck it, I'm going to complete this game once and for all...
Police report
Recently, a man has been ripped to shreds by some sort of unknown animal. We found some sort of game next to his body. We are working closely with professionals to determine what animal did such a thing.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
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