MILK DAD

I DIDNT ALWAYS KNOW MY DAD WELL.FOR A WHILE HE WAS GONE AND HE SAID HE WAS LEAVING FOR MILK. AND I WAS AFRAID BECAUSE THE MILK ATORE IS RUN BY A CRAZY GUY WITH A KNIFE NAMED MILKY MIKE. SO I WAS WORRIED FOR MY DAD SARETY BUT HE NEVER FAME HOME!!!!! 7!58)#= SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO TYPE THAT MY CAT STEPPED ON MY KEYBOAR. UH. SORRY WHERE WAS I

BUT THEN HE I HEARS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. IT'S RHE MILK MAN! (NOT MILKY MIKE. HIS DELICERY GUY.) AND HE SAYS HELLO I HAVE MILK ANR YOUR DAD. AND IM LIKE OH NO!!! WHERE IS MY DAD, AS I DRANK A MILK. AND HE THE MILK MAN SAID. YOU'RE DRINKING HIM

AND I WENT AAAAA!!!! IM DRINKINF MY DAD!!! AND THEN MY DRINK DAD MILK SSAID HI DAUGHRER I LOVE AND MISSED YOU AND I SAID HELLO DAD I MISSED YOU TOO. AND THENTHE MILK MAN ASKED FOR MONEY AAND I SIAD FUCK OFF!!! AND SHLAMMED THE DOOR. AND THEN I SAID HI AGAIN DAD WHY ARE YOU A MILK AND HE SAID MILKY MIKE CURSED HIM!!! TO BE MILK FOREVER!!!!!HE WENT TO GET MILK BUT HE BECAME THE MILF!!! AAA!! BUT TWO WEEKS LATER I FORGOT THE MILK WAS ALSO MY DAD AND I PUT HIM IN MY CEREAL AND ATE/DRANK HIM (DEPENDING ON IF YOU COJSIDER THE MILK AS PART OF THE CEREAL ONCE IT GOES INTO THE BOWL OR IF YOU CONSIDER IT STILL AS A DRINK) !!FUCK! NEVER HAVE A MILK DAD....

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Credited to alice_ashmedai 

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