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Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, attempt to make macaroni and cheese in an electric kettle.
Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, attempt to make macaroni and cheese in an electric kettle.


This is the most atrocious thing I have ever done. The vile concoction that I attempted to scrape off the sides of kettle could be weaponized and probably violates the Geneva Convention. There are piles of silverware and bowls I have to clean after this disaster of an idea, the kettle is beyond repair and should be incinerated in the nearest steel plant. As for the affront to God that is current sitting in my bowl, I am driving out to a back road with a shovel and making sure it never sees the light of day again. Please please never, even if you’re starving, attempt to make macaroni in an electric kettle. Worst mistake of my life.
This is the most atrocious thing I have ever done. The vile concoction that I attempted to scrape off the sides of kettle could be weaponized and probably violates the Geneva Convention. There are piles of silverware and bowls I have to clean after this disaster of an idea, the kettle is beyond repair and should be incinerated in the nearest steel plant. As for the affront to God that is currently sitting in my bowl, I am driving out to a back road with a shovel and making sure it never sees the light of day again. Please please never, even if you're starving, attempt to make macaroni in an electric kettle. Worst mistake of my life.
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Latest revision as of 13:13, 30 May 2024

Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, attempt to make macaroni and cheese in an electric kettle.

This is the most atrocious thing I have ever done. The vile concoction that I attempted to scrape off the sides of kettle could be weaponized and probably violates the Geneva Convention. There are piles of silverware and bowls I have to clean after this disaster of an idea, the kettle is beyond repair and should be incinerated in the nearest steel plant. As for the affront to God that is currently sitting in my bowl, I am driving out to a back road with a shovel and making sure it never sees the light of day again. Please please never, even if you're starving, attempt to make macaroni in an electric kettle. Worst mistake of my life.

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