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It was a good day, even thought the sky was red and it rained blood. Like every day, I played video games on my computer. My old games were boring, I had just [[Sonic.exe]], [[Minecraft.exe]] and some other games with the .exe file extension.
It was a good day, even thought the sky was red and it rained blood. Like every day, I played video games on my computer. My old games were boring, I had just [[Sonic.exe]], [[Minecraft.exe]] and some other games with the .exe file extension.
I tried to start Minecraft, but I accidentally opened Firefox. It had an error page, because it failed to access Google, my start page.
I tried to start Minecraft, but I accidentally opened Firefox. It had an error page, because it failed to access Google, my start page.
I wondered why my Internet doesn´t work, but then I remembered: My router exploded yesterday without reason when I tried to download more games. No router, no WLAN, no Internet.
I wondered why my Internet doesn't work, but then I remembered: My router exploded yesterday without reason when I tried to download more games. No router, no WLAN, no Internet.


I tried to close Firefox, but it didn´t close when I clicked on the X on the right top corner of the frame. It just opened a web page.
I tried to close Firefox, but it didn't close when I clicked on the X on the right top corner of the frame. It just opened a web page.
It was just a black screen with a skelleton version of Spongebob. I clicked at it and the page disappeared. It was replaced with the Firefox-Download frame which downloaded a file called "Marcell Davis.exe". As it finished downloading, the curser opened it at his own. My antivirus program popped up a message: "1 virus found and took in quarantine." The cursor closed it, took the file from the quarantine directory to my Desktop and started it again. The screen became black. I tried in fear to click the reset button of my computer. Nothing happened. I tried to run away, but I was glued at my chair. I tried to hit the screen, but it didn´t break.
It was just a black screen with a skelleton version of Spongebob. I clicked at it and the page disappeared. It was replaced with the Firefox-Download frame which downloaded a file called "Marcell Davis.exe". As it finished downloading, the curser opened it at his own. My antivirus program popped up a message: "1 virus found and took in quarantine." The cursor closed it, took the file from the quarantine directory to my Desktop and started it again. The screen became black. I tried in fear to click the reset button of my computer. Nothing happened. I tried to run away, but I was glued at my chair. I tried to hit the screen, but it didn't break.


Then, a video started. It was dark, and I saw a creepy man playing computer games. Then he seemed to notice that I was watching him. He suddenly closed his laptop and spoke in a strange screechy voice. I didn´t understand him, maybe he was speaking japanese.
Then, a video started. It was dark, and I saw a creepy man playing computer games. Then he seemed to notice that I was watching him. He suddenly closed his laptop and spoke in a strange screechy voice. I didn't understand him, maybe he was speaking japanese.
He went through a strange dark building, went out and drove to a house while he still spoke strange things. Then, he rang at the house. Someone opened the door.
He went through a strange dark building, went out and drove to a house while he still spoke strange things. Then, he rang at the house. Someone opened the door.
The screen went black and I heared a loud, creepy scream. It was so loud, every glass in 50 kilometre area broke and the walls of the room cracked. Then my computer exploded.
The screen went black and I heared a loud, creepy scream. It was so loud, every glass in 50 kilometre area broke and the walls of the room cracked. Then my computer exploded.
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I turned subtitles on. It said it was german. The text was this:
I turned subtitles on. It said it was german. The text was this:


{{Quote|Hello! I´m Marcell Davis. Creepy leader for customer happiness of one plus one. If you have a question of your one zero one DSL connection then call me. Free. My team and me help you. (He drives his car.) But sometimes, there are things to can not talk at phone like, for example, for family Storm here. Then we do not talk around the hot mash, we come in person to you.<br />(The man rings on the door bell.) Marcell Davis, single one. H. And we only go when your connection is fine.<br/>(The screen goes black and someone screams.)|Youtube Subtitles}}
{{Quote|Hello! I'm Marcell Davis. Creepy leader for customer happiness of one plus one. If you have a question of your one zero one DSL connection then call me. Free. My team and me help you. (He drives his car.) But sometimes, there are things to can not talk at phone like, for example, for family Storm here. Then we do not talk around the hot mash, we come in person to you.<br />(The man rings on the door bell.) Marcell Davis, single one. H. And we only go when your connection is fine.<br/>(The screen goes black and someone screams.)|YouTube Subtitles}}


I was so scared, I hid me in the fridge with my chair, which was still glued on me.
I was so scared, I hid me in the fridge with my chair, which was still glued on me.

Then the doorbell ringed. I didn´t want to open the door, but a force from inside forced me. In horror, I opened the door.
Then the doorbell rang. I didn't want to open the door, but a force from inside forced me. In horror, I opened the door.

And then Marcell Davis popped out and fixed my DSL router.
And then Marcell Davis popped out and fixed my DSL router.
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Latest revision as of 17:33, 6 October 2021

It was a good day, even thought the sky was red and it rained blood. Like every day, I played video games on my computer. My old games were boring, I had just Sonic.exe, Minecraft.exe and some other games with the .exe file extension. I tried to start Minecraft, but I accidentally opened Firefox. It had an error page, because it failed to access Google, my start page. I wondered why my Internet doesn't work, but then I remembered: My router exploded yesterday without reason when I tried to download more games. No router, no WLAN, no Internet.

I tried to close Firefox, but it didn't close when I clicked on the X on the right top corner of the frame. It just opened a web page. It was just a black screen with a skelleton version of Spongebob. I clicked at it and the page disappeared. It was replaced with the Firefox-Download frame which downloaded a file called "Marcell Davis.exe". As it finished downloading, the curser opened it at his own. My antivirus program popped up a message: "1 virus found and took in quarantine." The cursor closed it, took the file from the quarantine directory to my Desktop and started it again. The screen became black. I tried in fear to click the reset button of my computer. Nothing happened. I tried to run away, but I was glued at my chair. I tried to hit the screen, but it didn't break.

Then, a video started. It was dark, and I saw a creepy man playing computer games. Then he seemed to notice that I was watching him. He suddenly closed his laptop and spoke in a strange screechy voice. I didn't understand him, maybe he was speaking japanese. He went through a strange dark building, went out and drove to a house while he still spoke strange things. Then, he rang at the house. Someone opened the door. The screen went black and I heared a loud, creepy scream. It was so loud, every glass in 50 kilometre area broke and the walls of the room cracked. Then my computer exploded. I glued my computer, the glasses and the walls, then I started my computer. The file was gone. I searched in Google for the file, I just found a Youtube Channel called "1und1".

I watched a video from him, it was the same video from Marcell Davis.exe , just not as dark and creepy as the file. I turned subtitles on. It said it was german. The text was this:

 Hello! I'm Marcell Davis. Creepy leader for customer happiness of one plus one. If you have a question of your one zero one DSL connection then call me. Free. My team and me help you. (He drives his car.) But sometimes, there are things to can not talk at phone like, for example, for family Storm here. Then we do not talk around the hot mash, we come in person to you.
(The man rings on the door bell.) Marcell Davis, single one. H. And we only go when your connection is fine.
(The screen goes black and someone screams.)
 
— YouTube Subtitles

I was so scared, I hid me in the fridge with my chair, which was still glued on me.

Then the doorbell rang. I didn't want to open the door, but a force from inside forced me. In horror, I opened the door.

And then Marcell Davis popped out and fixed my DSL router.

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