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Ahh, the WiiU. One of |
Ahh, the WiiU. One of Nintendo's hated consoles. Well, it's not as hated as the Vitrual Boy, but still. It had a good lineup of games. Some good, some bad. It was mixed, in my opinion. The only game that I really played was Mario Kart 8. I raced with friends. We had so much fun… |
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But, one day, I was racing, right? It was the final lap of |
But, one day, I was racing, right? It was the final lap of Mario's Circuit. I was just about to finish. My blood pressure began to rise. Before I got to the finish line, my WiiU suddenly crashed… |
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I went to a game repair shop to get it repaired. The man there was, nice. Although, he looked old. He also looked pretty fit. He repaired it. Suddenly, he gave me a free game. |
I went to a game repair shop to get it repaired. The man there was, nice. Although, he looked old. He also looked pretty fit. He repaired it. Suddenly, he gave me a free game. |
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The title screen was, black. There was only one opition. That was to start a Grand Prix. However, the thorphy looked like it had blood on it. Very, very realistic blood. Like it came from a actual real person. I never knew that Mario Kart 8 had blood. |
The title screen was, black. There was only one opition. That was to start a Grand Prix. However, the thorphy looked like it had blood on it. Very, very realistic blood. Like it came from a actual real person. I never knew that Mario Kart 8 had blood. |
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But, this |
But, this wasn't normal. Blood wasn't in the game. It wasn't. I contiuned with the Grand Prix. The first track was called Void. I was playing as Mario. Luigi was right behind me. Staring. He was breathing in a realistic and quite unsettling way. There were 2 laps. There was no music. |
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The track itself was a void. A black one. Very black. Like, it was so black that I |
The track itself was a void. A black one. Very black. Like, it was so black that I couldn't see the road or anything. |
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As soon as I finished the laps, Luigi jumped onto Mario. Luigi pulled out what looked a knife. He slit his throat and cut open his thigh and he stuck his knife down the center of the mouth. Mario died soon after. |
As soon as I finished the laps, Luigi jumped onto Mario. Luigi pulled out what looked a knife. He slit his throat and cut open his thigh and he stuck his knife down the center of the mouth. Mario died soon after. |
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The next track was called Do Not Run. The track had 1 lap. The track looked a spooky place, filed with skeletons. Remains. And more. I was playing as Mario. As soon as the lap ended, Luigi lit his fuel tank on fire. He beat Mario to a bloody pulp with some boxing gloves. They looked similar to Little |
The next track was called Do Not Run. The track had 1 lap. The track looked a spooky place, filed with skeletons. Remains. And more. I was playing as Mario. As soon as the lap ended, Luigi lit his fuel tank on fire. He beat Mario to a bloody pulp with some boxing gloves. They looked similar to Little Mac's gloves. |
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Track 3 started. It was called Again? It seemed like a repeating loop. It lasted for 4 laps. At the end, Luigi shot Mario with a double barrel shotgun and he blew up his car. The game restarted. I went to start a Grand Prix. There was only one character I could choose. It was, Mario. |
Track 3 started. It was called Again? It seemed like a repeating loop. It lasted for 4 laps. At the end, Luigi shot Mario with a double barrel shotgun and he blew up his car. The game restarted. I went to start a Grand Prix. There was only one character I could choose. It was, Mario. |
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I picked him. *Gags* I was scared. His animation |
I picked him. *Gags* I was scared. His animation didn't play. Instead of saying Okie Dokie, he said this. |
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''<nowiki/>' |
''<nowiki/>'Let'sa die!''' |
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My cartridge popped up. He had been broken. The sticker was torn off. My WiiU shut off. The face of Luigi was permantly reduced into my screen. Now, after this incident, I have nightmares. Nightmares of that Mario. Too horrifying. So, so scary. I wake up screaming and there is only one sentence carved into my hand. This is what it says. |
My cartridge popped up. He had been broken. The sticker was torn off. My WiiU shut off. The face of Luigi was permantly reduced into my screen. Now, after this incident, I have nightmares. Nightmares of that Mario. Too horrifying. So, so scary. I wake up screaming and there is only one sentence carved into my hand. This is what it says. |
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''<nowiki/>' |
''<nowiki/>'Let'sa die!'…'' |
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