Minions: The Revenge

The year is 2049. Everything was different back in 2015, back when minions were popular... My name is Dim Stallen, I am about to tell you my story. The year is 2015, minions get their own movie, dildos, condoms and everything you could imagine. Life is great, but one damn day the haters come. In bunches, groups, flocks. Any world you can use for these heartless bitches... Minions were considered dead a year later. Until an invention I made happened. It could turn movie characters real. I cloned all the minions. Turned them into MY slaves. We WILL INVADE THE FUCKING UNIVERSE SHOW THOSE HATER CUNTS WHOS BOSS. We streamed on twitch.tv/minions. Everyone laughed at us in the chat. But ha, we livestreamed a minion cutting a haters head off. At this point the twitch chat was screaming OMG and WTF. Twitch tried to take out stream down. But it was no use. heheheheh, We ended the stream with. "Haters come and go, this time they go." We started a genocide of minion haters. We hung heads on poles to show that we were boss. Now it is 2049 minions rule the world. They are my slaves. Bob has been acting weird lately he sucks my dick slower, hopefully he isn't up to no good right n- After that Dim Stallen's rotten body was never found again.

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Originally uploaded on August 13, 2015

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