Mister Rogers' Neighborhood Talks a Aboartion The Lost Episode
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It was dark and stormy night Mr. Rogers is back from the dead on TV. He told us aboartion, that many years his parents almost aboared him in Mexico, and said "No way, Jose!" Suddenly, at the door, who can be, Let's go and see. It wes Mr. McFeelly with Speedy Delivery, a video all about aboartioning and how it's done. They watch it in picture-picture, showing a baby girl gets poisioness cut, grined, shot, burned, and exploded her :(. It was too graphical and sad to see this.
Later in The Neighborhood of Make Believe, King Friday XIII and the queen was going to have another baby, but they don't want it, because Prince Tuesday was killed in Iraq. So they ask Lady Ellane to take care it as a foster caregiver, or aboart it as a aboartioner? So Lady Ellane tells Daneil Stripeless Tiger, that he can take care or aboart the king's unnewborn baby, Then Daneil said "Why should I do that, it's the King's unnewborn baby, and anyway, I'm a freakin hand puppet for Jim Henson's sake!" and Lady Ellane said, "F*** you! You f***in chicken, I hope you burn your f***in puppet a** right to Hell!" So she went to ask the ground ducks famliy, but they said, "No, Anna is enough, we do not want a baby." Lady Ellane said nothing, but she gives them the finger. Then, she to the tree and try asking X the Owl and Henrietta Pussycat, but they said "Hoot hoot, Meow Meow!". Now, Lady Ellane was so mad, she yelled at Henrietta Pussycat, " You f***in p***y, can you f***in talk, now throw that s*** out of your f***in a**! You f***ers make me f***in sick. Finally she asked Ms. Noseybutt to take care of aboart the king's unnewborn baby, Ms. Noseybutt was shocked and cried. Lady Ellane said, "F*** you a** b****!". Meanwhile back at the castle, Lady Ellane gives up, but then, the king and the queen came back from the aboartion place, they are disciding til the next nine months. If it was a boy, he can live and name him Prince Tuesday II, but if it was a girl, then they will give to Lady Ellane and take of her, or go to the aboartion place to kill her.
Later back at Mr. Rogers' house, he was recapping what happen at The Neighborhood of Make Believe. And then, he went to the aboartion place in Mexico "Ole!". At the Mexican aboartion place, the aboartioner tells that, there's a safe way to do it and a not-so safe way to do it. It's not always baby girls, but broken babies as well too. And back at his house, fed his fish, and sang "It's Such A Good Feeling" and that's it.
(Back in the 70s, everybody was all messed up. Damn!)
Credited to Vickie
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