My Dick Is Haunted
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I'll never forget what my dad said to me before he got hit by that train, back when I was only 20 years old.
"Son, if your dick ever gets hard and erect, it means there's a ghost growing inside of it. You need to beat it out of you immediately. If your dick stays hard for too long, the ghost will become fully formed, and it will envelop your soul, and you will become possessed SPLAT"
That was the sound of the train hitting him.
The ghost first appeared a few months ago. I was 23 and I had just started my freshman year at Florida State. I was sitting in my hockey education class, furiously taking notes. Then I could feel it forming inside of me.
"Teacher, I need to be excused."
"Why?"
"Because it has begun."
"Ok."
I went to the bathroom and began my first battle with a paranormal entity.
"Damn you, ghost! fap fap fap You won't get the best of me! fap fap fap"
There was someone in the stall next to me.
"Dude, what the fuck?! That's fucking disgusting. Toilets are for pissing and shitting, not masturbating."
"What the fap fap fap hell is a fap fap masturbating fap?"
"Fuck off, you fucking perv. I'm getting outta here."
After a long, hard battle with the ghost, I was victorious - the ghostly ectoplasm shot out of my dick.
I thought it would never come back.
BUT I WAS WRONG.
The ghost has returned countless times since then. About 10 times a day. I don't think I'll last much longer because my dick has gotten so sore and bruised that each battle is incredibly painful. The next time you see me, I will probably be a ghost.
EDIT: OMG the ghost has been growing inside me for the last 20 minutes! He's never lasted more than 5! It's too painful to fight him! I just can't do it! What do I do???
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