My Dick Is Haunted 4

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After the men were freed of their dick ghosts, they left. Now, it was just me and my mom. I needed more answers.

"Mom, you lied to me about the forbidden lady parts! I've been watching yours for the last 20 minutes, and my dick hasn't been haunted at all! What are you hiding from me?"

"I understand if you don't believe me, but... if the forbidden lady parts you see are your mother's, then no ghost will enter you. In fact, any ghosts that entered you before will flee away."

"So that's the solution! I just have to stare at you naked! All the time! And then I won't have to worry about my dick being haunted anymore!"

"Umm.... no.... it's hard to explain, but that's a really fucked up thing to do."

"YOU LIE! How could it be wrong if it keeps my dick ghost-free?"

"It's hard to explain-"

"STOP TELLING ME IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN, YOU SPOOKY CUNT! TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO KNOW!"

"All right, all right. Just come downstairs. There's a video I need to show you."

I didn't feel comfortable trusting my mom because she was a spooky ghost, but whatever. Fuck it. #YOLO

She put the tape in the VCR. It was a video of my mom and dad. They looked younger. Based on how my dad looked, he hadn't been hit by that train yet. And they were... well, I couldn't really tell what they were doing, but it looked like they were wrestling. And my dad was haunted just like me.

"Mom, I had no idea you loved wrestling so much! TIL!"

I watched as my dad wrestled my mom harder and harder. I could tell they loved wrestling because of all the screams they made.

YES! OH FUCK YES! FUCK ME HARDER! HARDER! HARDER, YOU FUCKING STUD!

I didn't know what a "fuck" was.

"Mom, is "fuck" a slang term for wrestling?"

"Um... yeah. Yeah, it is."

They continued to shout spooky things.

YOU WANNA CUM IN MY PUSSY? YEAH, DO IT! DO IT!

OHHHHH!!!!! OHHHHH!!!!!!! HHHHNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!

And then they stopped wrestling. My dad looked really tired all of a sudden. I was so confused.

"Mom, why are you showing me this?"

"You'll see. Just watch this next part."

It was a close up shot of her forbidden lady hole. There was ectoplasm dripping out of it.

"Mom, what the heck? Did he try to put a ghost inside you?"

"He did, Billy. And... we filmed this the night you were conceived."

No, no... No, it couldn't be....

"Mom, are you saying that you got pregnant when my dad shot his dick ghost into your forbidden lady hole?"

What followed was a very pregnant silence.

"Yes, Billy."

"So what you are saying is... I am ghost?"

"Yes, Billy. YOU ARE GHOST."

I was so spooked that I could feel the ghost growing inside me again.

"Billy, listen to me... when you stroke your cock until that special moment, you aren't getting rid of a ghost... you're just getting rid of a part of you. Because you are ghost."

So I finally found out what I really am. I am ghost. And my new mission is to turn other people into ghosts, whether they want it or not. I'll keep you guys updated.

BOOOOOOO

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