My Teddy Bear Bite-Size Cookies Are Alive
Guys. Ohmagahd, guys. I have never been so frightened before in my entire life and I am older than my twenties. I was eatin some cookies. Those kind that is the cute bear with the eyes and some have chocolate chips and some are honey and some are just some other flavor I don't remember. I was eating a bag of them last night and watching Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Well, it was the one where the gang goes 2 that wedding and there is a massacre. I was already so scared because that show was scary and I was eatin these teddy bears in the dark. All the sudden I feel something in my mouth and I think its just my tongue. But I stick my tongue out and I still feel something moving in my mouth. I get really still and I can feel the teddy bear crawling on my tongue trying to get out of my mouth. I had eaten another one before it and it was already chewed up so it was clawing back toward my throat. It did not feel good at all. The chocolate chip ones hurt I can tell u. The honey one didn't hurt so much but it was chewed up with only stumps for arms. I freaked out and spit them out as fast as I could. Then I looked and the whole bag of them was walking off. They were all moving and going towards the kitchen. I noped and noped right out of there and ran outside.
Update
That was like on Wednesday and now that this is Friday the situation is more grim. I forgot I had bought Gummi Bears too. I didn't think about this til I looked in my cabinet to get some tuna for my 16 cats. The Gummi Bears had tore open everything in there. There was this sticky stuff all in my cabinets and they had left a note. The note said: "Free our bear frends or u wil b sory." Those stupid Gummi Bears can't spell. And now I am watching over my shoulder wondering which snack food is going to murder me. This is not fun. I am going to write a letter to the food makers and tell them that they need to send help.
Oh no... I can hear little feet pitter patters in the hallway...
Credited to Ginapher
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