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{{Note|Joke story, don't take it seriously.}} |
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== Prologue == |
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Hello. |
Hello. |
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My name is Tom, and this is the story of how I found out the truth about David Bowie. |
My name is Tom, and this is the story of how I found out the truth about David Bowie. |
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== Chapter 1: The Shit, the Song and the Basin == |
== Chapter 1: The Shit, the Song and the Basin == |
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One day I was playing with my cat's poo-poo when I got bored and my hands got dirty. |
One day I was playing with my cat's poo-poo when I got bored and my hands got dirty. |
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The world turned to black once again. |
The world turned to black once again. |
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== Chapter 3: Ground Control to Major Protagonist |
== Chapter 3: Ground Control to Major Protagonist == |
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I woke up yet again. This time I was dressed in a spacesuit, and I felt something large, hard and metallic behind my back. I tried to move my limbs, but they were securely (and somewhat painfully) fixed to the metallic object with cast iron restraints. |
I woke up yet again. This time I was dressed in a spacesuit, and I felt something large, hard and metallic behind my back. I tried to move my limbs, but they were securely (and somewhat painfully) fixed to the metallic object with cast iron restraints. |
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