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So I've been dating my girl for about a year now, and recently, we moved in together. |
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Things are great. She cooks and cleans and likes to snuggle on the couch. The sex...fuggitabout it! But I have noticed one weird thing about her. She has this tattoo that I |
Things are great. She cooks and cleans and likes to snuggle on the couch. The sex...fuggitabout it! But I have noticed one weird thing about her. She has this tattoo that I don't think is actually a tattoo. |
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It's a keyhole, like for one of those old fashion keyholes like from Alice in Wonderland. |
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She |
She won't talk about it though. Says she's always had it and that her dad gave it to her when she was a little kid. Weird flex, but okay. She's got some cool parents I guess. Still haven't met them. |
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I guess I might never get to now. |
I guess I might never get to now. |
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Well, we were gettin heavy the other night and my John Thomas kinda... slipped in there. |
Well, we were gettin heavy the other night and my John Thomas kinda... slipped in there. That's when I realized that it weren't no tattoo. It was a real fuggin keyhole! And boys, I gotta tell ya, that shit was TOIGHT SON! |
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I pulled it out and did her regular style, I |
I pulled it out and did her regular style, I don't think she noticed, but after that I've had like this, obsession with it. I keep uh "usin it" sometimes after she goes to bed. She never notices, as long as I don't leave any uh "presents" behind. |
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She's got this whole drawer full of keys in it but, who cares about that. |
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The only key I wanna put in there is, you know... |
The only key I wanna put in there is, you know... |
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So the other night |
So the other night I'm usin it after she's asleep and I uh had a little accident. I maybe didn't "leave enemy lines" fast enough if you get my drift and left some "dew on the grass" if you feel what I'm sayin. |
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Now she |
Now she won't wake up and I guess what I'm askin is...is it okay to keep diddlin that tumbler or should I maybe take her to the hospital? |
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Askin' for a friend |
Askin' for a friend |