My sexy fan fiction: Difference between revisions

This game was so bad and stupid, but it was so edgggyyyyy that it gave my balls testicular ebola. After my balls started to not hurt from the black man disease, I started playing Halo 2 to get a hard on to Cortana. I was getting ready to fap when all of a sudden Shadur da edgehog came out with his boyfriend, Dr. Robotnik and they started to tango all over my fucking xbox. I got mad and slapped them both with my fat rooolllls and they sat and listened to my fan fiction about Harry Pothead and Jesus getting high together and going on a cereal rampage killing all of the innocent queefies and pegasisters in their path using their telepathic tires and urinal cakes loaded into their ugly gay-looking ultra super mega Jesus-like Xtreme hyperrealistic gun of death. They started to get aroused like I was already and we hid our banners from each other because we hated each other for having been captured and had to farm in hell because it was part of Kojima's secret sex fiction. Then a skeleton popped out, because thats scary and creeepy or funny right? Not, stop trying to be funny author ur just a fat piece. Go kill yourself. Ur jokes are about as idiotic as you were in the third grade.

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