My strange twin's brother contracted me this morning

I WAS HANGING OUT WITH MY CAR ON XMAS_EVE, I WAS HAVING FUN BUT HE WAS KIND OF BORED. "MEOW" HE SAID, BUT A MEOW THAT REALLY MEANT STFU. I AHDN'T SEEN MY BROTHERS TWIN WHO IS KIND OF STANGE TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, IN OVER 36 MOONS BUT HE KNOCKED, KNOCKED KNACKERED UPON MY CHRISTMAS WREATH (DID SOMEONE DIE? WHY THE WREATH BTW?) HE WANTED TO GET ME TO SIGN A CONTRACT TO HELP HIM WITH A HAUL OF ANCIENT ARTIFACTS HE FOUND WHILE METAL DETECTING IN A PIZZA HUT CAR PARK. I SIGNED WITH BLOOD, OR MAYBE ITBWAS A CRAYON I DUNNO. ANYWAY WE FOUND A GANG OF OLD SKELLINGTONS WHO HAD DIES WHILE SAT AROUND AN OLD TABLE, THEY WERE PLAYING POKER, SKELL #4 WAS ON FOR A FLUSH IF ANOTHER DIAMOND CAME DOWN ON THE RIVER, EVEN HIS SKULL COULDN'T HID THIS FACT, SHIT EATING GRIN. ANYWAG WE EACH TOOK A BONE BAG HOME AND NOW I'M NOT LONELY ON NEW YEARS AND HAVE A POKER PLAYER WITH A BAD TELL TO KEEP ME COMPANY. MY BROTHERS TWIN IS EVEN MORE STRANGE NOW THOUGH, HE DECIDED TO LIBE WITH THE WSP DEAD MEN INTO HE CAR PARK, I TARMACED OVER HIM BUT HE ASKED ME TOO.

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Credited to fannybaaws 
Originally uploaded on December 26, 2015

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