My tummy is haunted

The pantry was full of expired food. Most items in there expired 2-5 years ago. Threw out a whole lot of stuff... Several garbage bags full.

However forgot to check the expiration date on some opened food items in kitchen. Last night I made some Angel Hair pasta. While giving the angel a swirly, and applying butter and salt to evaporate the water into a sludge, I totally was indifferent to the horrors that were about to unfold.

The angel hair noodles you see were in an unmarked container. So the expiration date was unknown. I don't even know where that container came from come to think about it.

Long story short I was strapped to the toilet all night and into wee hours of the morning. Now feeling all better, my stomach is now making odd noises. It sounds like mice practicing for the opera. And it won't stop. It will subside for a while but then the auditions resume. I think my tummy is haunted now.

Always check the expiration dates before you cross the road.

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