My uncle worked for Nintendo
My uncle worked for Nintendo and I think his death might not have been an accident after all. When I was just a young lad, my uncle worked as an advisor for Nintendo. He was well trusted among the higher-ups of the company, and therefore had quite a bit of say in the making of many a classic game. That was until he went missing. After a long search operation, his body was found in a river in a nearby town. My uncle's death was eventually ruled a suicide, and after a period of grieving, my family seemed to move on. However, I never was quite convinced of the official narrative. How could someone so full of life commit suicide? It all simply seemed fishy to me, somehow. Well, that brings me to the current situation. My suspicions were confirmed, when I looked through my uncle's old computer. In the computer's recycle bin, I came across a saved email chain between my uncle and a game designer. "I'm going to leave it as it is. If you continue to pester me, I will have you kicked out of this company. It's my game, not yours. MY game, MY choice." "But sir, we have to do something about the problem. Even if you do genuinely believe so, we cannot put it in the game. If the word got out that our new game, Donkey Kong 64, contained a rap song where black people were compared to apes for a whole two verses, the company would be in ruins!" "Fine. I will take it out. HOWEVER, with your actions, you have insulted me. For what you have taken from me, you will pay back with your blood. Regards, Shigeru Miyamoto." As I read these messages, it hit me. Of course his death was not a suicide. How could it have been a suicide, when the cause of his death was listed as "flattened skull due to 6 successive ground pounds"? Before I could do anything, however, I felt the touch of cold metal on the back of my head. I was too afraid to move. Suddenly, I heard a voice, the voice of a japanese man. It whispered into my ear: "So long, gay Bowser".
Credited to biggperse
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