New folder.exe

PART 1 OF THE JONATHIN MC JONATHINSON SERIES

Ok let me start off this story by telling you if you feel that this story is too spooky for you then dont read it. It causes death in small african children and pancriatic cancer in full grown Norwegian women. Now that we have the warning out of the way we can begin the stori. One day i was home alone (was a good movie but tbh the second one was only ok) and i decided to go on my computer to find some pron to jack my fucking dick off to. I went and saw some really super hot satanic gay anime furry porn and was like holy god this makes me wish i was dead why has god punished me by making me like anime and furries. I saved the picture and was about to put it into my pornonogripho folder but it was gone! I panicedd because i thought my parents might of stole it. I brushed it off, it was probably a glitch, it is a very old game on a very old system. I waited for the screen to load and there it was! My brand new (actually really old) super mario sunshine was working! I played it for a little while until i realized that i changed the story at a really weird place so then i fucking shot myself in the face. Then i woke up. Oh only a dreams i said to myself. Wait but this isntt my house i wrote into my journal. I walked around and realized i was burning in hell! I then right clicked and made a new folder but it said new folder is already a name ya fuckin dingus so i was like fine and called it new folder.exe and put my unforgivible prorn in it. Then i clicked on the folder and what came up wasntt your typical folder. It was a realyy scary one and played the lavender town theme and had jeff da killa on it and he said GIVE ME ALL YO FUCKIN MONIY FOOL and i said nein and he got holocaust but then i realized this is the secret microsoft was trying to hide. Also probably because i bought this version of windows 56 from some random old fucking homeless guy who probably put some weird glitch shit in it. AND THEN I NEVER MADE A FOLDER AGAIN. I shut down my brand new play station 666 and threw away the dreamcast cartridge of super bitch 22 i some how got working in the game cube. Then i thought all this sonic cd game wanted was some love. I then slowly went to the bedroom and FUCKED THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF IT SIDE WAYS AND UPSIDE DOWN THERE WAS BLOOD AND SHIT AND CANDLE WAX EVERYWHERE HOLY GOD GOD GOD DEAD DEATH WHAT THE FUC-

this was Jonathan mc Jonathinsons notebook before he god killed by a super duper ghost. It was scary. I saw it with my own two anusus. JK ITS STILL MY JONATHIN MC JONATHINSON BITCHESSS (dies)

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