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The fifth part of the "Jeff Spinoffs" saga. [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part one.]] [[More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part two.]] [[Yet More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part three.]] [[Even More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part four.]]
The fifth part of the "Jeff Spinoffs" saga. [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part one.]] [[More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part two.]] [[Yet More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part three.]] [[Even More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part four.]]


As before, here are the rules: No Jane stuff. No Jeff vs./meets (trollpasta character here). No "gay" jokes. No all-caps entries. Nothing that's been used in previous installments. And above all, make them ''funny!''
As before, here are the rules: No Jane stuff. No Jeff vs./meets (trollpasta character here). No "gay" jokes. No all-caps entries. Nothing that's been used in previous installments. And above all, make them ''funny!''




 


Jeff Plays Baseball
Jeff Plays Baseball
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Jeff Rides A Pterosaur
Jeff Rides A Pterosaur


Jeff's Laser Eyes!!!
Jeff's Laser Eyes!!!


Jeff Gets Peelz
Jeff Gets Peelz
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jeff gets stuck in a parallel universe where everything is lowercased
jeff gets stuck in a parallel universe where everything is lowercased


Jef Gets Stuck In A Parallel Universe Where Everything Is Made Of Meat. Jeff: "....I'm okay with this."
Jef Gets Stuck In A Parallel Universe Where Everything Is Made Of Meat. Jeff: "....I'm okay with this."


Jeff Eats Sweet & Sour Shrimp
Jeff Eats Sweet & Sour Shrimp
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Jeff Smokes Pot With Jesus And Vinshu
Jeff Smokes Pot With Jesus And Vinshu


Jeff's Second Childhood
Jeff's Second Childhood


Jeff Is Sprayed By A Skunk
Jeff Is Sprayed By A Skunk
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Jeff Becomes A Mad Scientist
Jeff Becomes A Mad Scientist


Jeff Creates An Antimatter Clone Of Himself
Jeff Creates An Antimatter Clone Of Himself
[[File:Crab_Nebula.jpg|thumb|300px|Jeff, after giving his antimatter clone a high-five.]]
[[File:Crab_Nebula.jpg|thumb|300px|Jeff, after giving his antimatter clone a high-five.]]


Jeff Wins A Year's Supply Of Potato Chips
Jeff Wins A Year's Supply Of Potato Chips


Jeff Grows To The Size Of The Chrysler Building
Jeff Grows To The Size Of The Chrysler Building
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Jeff Tries To Find Out How Many Licks It Takes To Get To The Tootise Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop
Jeff Tries To Find Out How Many Licks It Takes To Get To The Tootise Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop


Jeff is Stuck On Band Aid Brand, Cuz Germs Don't Stick On Him
Jeff is Stuck On Band Aid Brand, Cuz Germs Don't Stick On Him


Jeff Is Frozen In Carbonite
Jeff Is Frozen In Carbonite
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Jeff Opens A Store in Miami Dedicated To Knock-off Disney Products
Jeff Opens A Store in Miami Dedicated To Knock-off Disney Products


Jeff's Orgy
Jeff's Orgy


Jeff Got Fingered
Jeff Got Fingered
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Jeff Moves To Iran
Jeff Moves To Iran


Jeff Rips Smildeog's Fur Off And Wears It As A Bandana
Jeff Rips Smildeog's Fur Off And Wears It As A Bandana


Jeff Becomes A Devotee Of Charles Manson
Jeff Becomes A Devotee Of Charles Manson
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Jeff Realizes He Has Testicles
Jeff Realizes He Has Testicles


Jeff's dick EXPLODES!!!
Jeff's dick EXPLODES!!!


Jeff Paints His Fingernails
Jeff Paints His Fingernails
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Jeff Wears Gold Glitter Lipstick
Jeff Wears Gold Glitter Lipstick


Jeff's Toenails Become Disturbingly Long
Jeff's Toenails Become Disturbingly Long


Jeff Starves
Jeff Starves
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Jeff vs. His Own Horrible Stench
Jeff vs. His Own Horrible Stench


Jeff's Belch Literally Wakes The Dead
Jeff's Belch Literally Wakes The Dead


Jeff Finds The Technicolor Dream Coat
Jeff Finds The Technicolor Dream Coat
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Jeff Has Robots Come Out Of His Forehead
Jeff Has Robots Come Out Of His Forehead


Jeff's Orgasm Of Death
Jeff's Orgasm Of Death


Jeff Becomes Bow-Legged
Jeff Becomes Bow-Legged
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Jeff Kidnaps Princess Peach
Jeff Kidnaps Princess Peach


Jeff's Nipples Get Amputated
Jeff's Nipples Get Amputated


Jeff Stuffs A Pinecone Up His Urethra
Jeff Stuffs A Pinecone Up His Urethra
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Jeff does a PSYCHO CRUSHER
Jeff does a PSYCHO CRUSHER

Jeff Takes His Butthurt To Gaia Online And Insults Everyone Who Disagrees With Him

Jeff Has To Pass Gas

Jeff Drinks A Double Martini

Jeff Slathers His Naked Body In Honey And Goes To A Hornet's Nest

Jeff's Hot, Sticky Fluids

Jeff Takes The A-Train

Jeff In The Matrix

Jeff Mimics Lady Gaga

Jeff Gets Knocked Unconcious

Jeff Destroys An All-You-Can-Eat Buffet

Jeff's Constipation
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[[Category:Jeffery]]
[[Category:Jeff vs. X]]
[[Category:Jeff vs. X]]
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