Oh No! More Jeff Spinoffs
The fifth part of the "Jeff Spinoffs" saga. Part one. Part two. Part three. Part four.
As before, here are the rules: No Jane stuff. No Jeff vs./meets (trollpasta character here). No "gay" jokes. No all-caps entries. Nothing that's been used in previous installments. And above all, make them funny!
Jeff Plays Baseball
Jeff Steals Fizzy Lifting Drinks
Jeff vs. Grapefruit (it always squirts in his eye when he tries to eat it)
Jeff The Killer Suddenly Gains Body Hair
Jeff Rides A Pterosaur
Jeff's Laser Eyes!!!
Jeff Gets Peelz
Jeff Was The Walrus
Jeff Goes To Party City
Jeff Gets His Own Leitmotif
Jeff Swallows His Chewing Gum
3 Jeff Moon
Jeff Is Tirstee! You Got Anything To Drinkee?
Jeff Sumberges Himself In Butterscotch Pudding
Jeff Steals The Crown Jewels
Jeff faces death by BOONGA-BOONGA!!!
Jeff Finds The One Light On The Christmas Tree That Makes All The Others Go Out
Jeff Shovels His Walk
Jeff Gets Buried In Snow
Jeff Gets Stuck In A Parallel Universe Where Everything Is Made Of Gelatin
Jeff Gets Stuck In A Parallel Universe Where Everything Is Directed By Michael Bay
Jeff Gets Stuck In A Parallel Universe Where Everything Is Left Unfin
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jeff gets stuck in a parallel universe where everything is lowercased
Jef Gets Stuck In A Parallel Universe Where Everything Is Made Of Meat. Jeff: "....I'm okay with this."
Jeff Eats Sweet & Sour Shrimp
Jeff Smokes Pot With Jesus And Vinshu
Jeff's Second Childhood
Jeff Is Sprayed By A Skunk
Jeff Bangs His Belly Like A Drum
Jeff Becomes A Mad Scientist
Jeff Creates An Antimatter Clone Of Himself
Jeff Wins A Year's Supply Of Potato Chips
Jeff Grows To The Size Of The Chrysler Building
Jeff Tries To Attract A Mate
Jeff Pupates
Jeff The Killer Screams Like A Little Girl
Jeff Tries To Find Out How Many Licks It Takes To Get To The Tootise Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop
Jeff is Stuck On Band Aid Brand, Cuz Germs Don't Stick On Him
Jeff Is Frozen In Carbonite
Jeff vs. Leprechauns
Jeff Drags His Lacerated Body To The Hospital After Accusing Heron Of Being Gay
Jeff Bellydances
Jeff Trains A Magikarp
Jeff Cuts His Tongue and Eats A Potato Chip
Jeff Absorbs Twice His Weight In Acid
Jef Gets Freeze-Dried
Jeff On Stilts
Jeff Dresses As Slenderman For Halloween and Slendy Dresses As Jeff
Jeff The Human Cannonball
Jeff Opens A Store in Miami Dedicated To Knock-off Disney Products
Jeff's Orgy
Jeff Got Fingered
Jeff Grows Tentacles
Jeff Tentacles Rapes Sadako
Jeff Tentacle Rapes...himself?!
Jeff falls off the ledge of a building and bounces off the pavement like a superball
Jeff Moves To Iran
Jeff Rips Smildeog's Fur Off And Wears It As A Bandana
Jeff Becomes A Devotee Of Charles Manson
Jeff Meditates To R. Kelly Pissing On Someone
Jeff gets NOTHING
Jeff Finds Something More Screwed Up Than Him
Jeff Realizes He Has Testicles
Jeff's dick EXPLODES!!!
Jeff Paints His Fingernails
Jeff Gets Infected By The Flood
Jeff wants you to eat his dust and lick his crack.
Jeff Plants A Bomb In Times Square, But It Somehow Winds Up In His Escape Vehicle Instead
Jeff Gets Killed And Is Reincarnated As A Dung Beetle
Jeff Slips On A Banana Peel
Jeff Seduces Your Grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead, such is the power of Jeff The Killer.
Jeff The Killer, The Striped Green Rabbit With Two Butts
Jeff Gets Hit In The Butt With A Tranquilizer Dart Designed For A Rhino
Jeff presses "subscribe"
Jeff does the Banana and Sprite Challenge and is the First to Throw Up
Jeff goes Frolicking with Furbearingbrick
Jeff Flirts With All The Male Users
Jeff Wears Gold Glitter Lipstick
Jeff's Toenails Become Disturbingly Long
Jeff Starves
Jeff Wears A Novelty Beer Mug-Shaped Hat
Jeff vs. George Lucas
Jeff Gets Stuffed Into A Washing Machine
Jeff Foams At The Mouth
Jeff Casts "FROTZ"
Jeff vs. His Own Horrible Stench
Jeff's Belch Literally Wakes The Dead
Jeff Finds The Technicolor Dream Coat
Jeff vs Linkstar
Jeff Becomes a Hooker To Make an Easy Buck.
Jeff Listens To "Revolution 9"
Jeff Hypnotizes Himself
Jeff Has A Bad Case Of Static Cling
Jeff Gets Massive Pecs
Jeff Roots In The Garbage
Jeff Eats With His Feets
Jeff Has Robots Come Out Of His Forehead
Jeff's Orgasm Of Death
Jeff Becomes Bow-Legged
Jeff Teaches Me How To Dougie
Jeff Eats a Turnip Shaped Like a "Thingy"
Jeff faps and accidentally cuts off his pen0r with his knife
Jeff Kidnaps Princess Peach
Jeff's Nipples Get Amputated
Jeff Stuffs A Pinecone Up His Urethra
Jeff Wears A Business Suit
2 Jeffs 1 Cup
Jeff Becomes A Shock Jock
Jeff Drinks Too Much Beer
Jeff never closes his eyes. But can he see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Jeff joins Team Rocket
Jeff gets castrated
Jeff Plays Bomberman
Jeff Sticks His Entire Fist In His Mouth
Jeff Sings Opera
Jeff Turns Invisible
Jeff vs. A Shoddy Bootleg Knockoff Of Himself
Jeff Gets A Cold
Jeff vs. PETA
Jeff Wears Argyle Socks
Jeff does a PSYCHO CRUSHER
Jeff Takes His Butthurt To Gaia Online And Insults Everyone Who Disagrees With Him
Jeff Has To Pass Gas
Jeff Drinks A Double Martini
Jeff Slathers His Naked Body In Honey And Goes To A Hornet's Nest
Jeff's Hot, Sticky Fluids
Jeff Takes The A-Train
Jeff In The Matrix
Jeff Mimics Lady Gaga
Jeff Gets Knocked Unconcious
Jeff Destroys An All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
Jeff's Constipation