Oh No! More Jeff Spinoffs
The fifth part of the "Jeff Spinoffs" saga. Part one. Part two. Part three. Part four.
As before, here are the rules: No Jane stuff. No Jeff vs./meets (trollpasta character here). No "gay" jokes. No all-caps entries. Nothing that's been used in previous installments. And above all, make them funny!
Jeff Plays Baseball
Jeff Steals Fizzy Lifting Drinks
Jeff vs. Grapefruit (it always squirts in his eye when he tries to eat it)
Jeff Rides A Pterosaur
Jeff's Laser Eyes!!!
Jeff Gets Peelz
Jeff Was The Walrus
Jeff Swallows His Chewing Gum
3 Jeff Moon
Jeff Is Tirstee! You Got Anything To Drinkee?
Jeff Sumberges Himself In Butterscotch Pudding
Jeff Steals The Crown Jewels
Jeff faces death by BOONGA-BOONGA!!!
Jeff Finds The One Light On The Christmas Tree That Makes All The Others Go Out
Jeff Shovels His Walk
Jeff Gets Buried In Snow
Jeff Eats Sweet & Sour Shrimp
Jeff Smokes Pot With Jesus And Vinshu
Jeff's Second Childhood
Jeff Is Sprayed By A Skunk
Jeff Bangs His Belly Like A Drum
Jeff Wins The Lottery
Jeff Grows To The Size Of The Chrysler Building
Jeff Tries To Attract A Mate