On her 90th birthday, I posted a picture of my Grandma to Reddit

I immediately got a response. "You know Trump doesn't have a Grandma, he had a babushka. Because of Russia, get it??"

That comment received 408 awards. A couple hours later, I found out my wife was pregnant. Elated, I posted a picture of her to Reddit.

The first comment said, "Trump is pregnant, too. With our country's destruction, that is." It got 712 awards.

That night I made myself a fancy mixed drink. It was beautiful, exquisite, even. I had been learning to make complicated cocktails in my spare time for years and my practice was finally paying off. I took a pic and posted it to Reddit.

"If that was orange juice I would have said it reminded me of Trump." 1289 awards.

I was devastated. I had had a Reddit account for a single day, and my every attempt to farm karma was hijacked by this genius satire. I deleted my account.

That night I lay awake in darkness. I just couldn't get to sleep. Suddenly I realized I couldn't move. I saw a squat white figure emerge from my closet. The angled antenna on top of its head glowed with a sickly orange light. It leaned over me. Its breath smelled like hot metal.

"Trump has small hands," it whispered.

---

Credited to tiremanora 

Comments • 0

Loading comments...