On the topic of sex, ghosts, lists of rules, shitposting, post shitting, and the thing my doctor found up my ass. Part 666: Difference between revisions

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Meanwhile, I met a hot woman with boobs. She sexed on my penis.
 
The woman turned out to be a ghost. She was actually a “ghost"ghost," but it’sit's funnier to misspell the word, because this is a shitpost.
 
Speaking of which, I’mI'm going to label this as “Part"Part 69." It has the double effect of mocking stories with many chapters, but also introduces the concept of a “69"69." That’sThat's a sex act where both parties perform simultaneous oral sex, resulting in a shape that would vaguely represent the two digits squashed together if it weren’tweren't for the extremely awkward positioning. To be honest, it might seem alluring in theory, but it’sit's not ideal in practice.
 
Check for updates soon, because I just met a man with far too many teeth. That sentence ends with a hyperlink to my social media, which is an opportunity for people to bitch about linking social media and stories about rules. The point is that r/nosleep used to be scarier back in the day, but now the stories are lame. Except this story, which is scary.