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In Mathematik:
In math class:


Lehrer:Ok Schüler!Wer kann mir sagen was 1+1 ist?
Teacher: Alright students! Who can tell me what 1+1 is?


Schüler:1+1=2!
Students: 1+1=2!


Teacher: That's right!
Lehrer:Das ist richtig!


Ich:WAS?ABER ICH DACHTE IMMER 1+1=11!!!
Me: WHAT? BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT 1+1=11!!!


''A few years later...''
Ein paar Jahre später:


In Mathematik:
In math class:


Lehrer:Ok wer man mir sagen was 1x1 ist?
Teacher: Okay who can tell me what 1x1 is?


Ich:1x1=2!
Me: 1x1=2!


Lehrer:Das ist falsch.1x1=1
Teacher: That's wrong. 1x1=1


Me: WOW YOU TEACHERS ARE ''SO'' GOOD HUH!!! FIRST YOU SAY THAT THE ANSWER IS 2 AND NOT 11 AND SUDDENLY YOU STATE THAT THE RESULT IS 1!!!
Ich:NA IHR SEIT JA SUPER LEHRER!!!ERST SAGT IHR DAS DAS ERGEBNIS 2 IST UND NICHT 11 IST UND AUF EINMAL BEHAUPTET IHR DAS ERGEBNIS SEI 1!!!


Und dann ist Jeff The Killer gekommen und hat Mathe getötet
And then Jeff the Killer came along and killed math, freeing humanity from pain.
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Latest revision as of 22:36, 19 October 2022

In math class:

Teacher: Alright students! Who can tell me what 1+1 is?

Students: 1+1=2!

Teacher: That's right!

Me: WHAT? BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT 1+1=11!!!

A few years later...

In math class:

Teacher: Okay who can tell me what 1x1 is?

Me: 1x1=2!

Teacher: That's wrong. 1x1=1

Me: WOW YOU TEACHERS ARE SO GOOD HUH!!! FIRST YOU SAY THAT THE ANSWER IS 2 AND NOT 11 AND SUDDENLY YOU STATE THAT THE RESULT IS 1!!!

And then Jeff the Killer came along and killed math, freeing humanity from pain.

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