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In the late nineties, I received my first computer for my 16th birthday. It wasn't until I got a copy of the best game ever, Super Oprah World 1998 [UNCENSORED] In the Hood Edition, that it would become the biggest time waster on my Windows 95 MAC Pc. the graphics were as exquisit as Oprah herself, and the gameplay was exceptional. |
In the late nineties, I received my first computer for my 16th birthday. It wasn't until I got a copy of the best game ever, Super Oprah World 1998 [UNCENSORED] In the Hood Edition, that it would become the biggest time waster on my Windows 95 MAC Pc. the graphics were as exquisit as Oprah herself, and the gameplay was exceptional. |
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But one day, as i played late into the night my dad heard me, thus he knocked on my door and lovingly shouted, "You rittre |
But one day, as i played late into the night my dad heard me, thus he knocked on my door and lovingly shouted, "You rittre fucker! you have rearry done it thisu time!". I kindly responded, |
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"Shut the fuck up and shove it up your crusty ass you fucking geezer", |
"Shut the fuck up and shove it up your crusty ass you fucking geezer", |
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"Such violence!" I said as she viciously killed a crowd of people in the room. |
"Such violence!" I said as she viciously killed a crowd of people in the room. |
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I couldn't even stop her! I had to watch her kill everyone in the room, Dr Phil walked in and I sighed a sigh of relief: he'd get her straight, "I think you should leave them alone" he said in all his dr-ness. "stfu |
I couldn't even stop her! I had to watch her kill everyone in the room, Dr Phil walked in and I sighed a sigh of relief: he'd get her straight, "I think you should leave them alone" he said in all his dr-ness. "stfu bitch" Oprah said as she 420 noscoped dr phil and hypperrailistic blood on the dancefloor spurt everywhere. I screamed in fear. Oprah was murdering everybody and I couldn't do a thing to stop it! |
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Then, just as all hope was lost, a magnificent voice bellowed, "PLEASE HAVE A SEAT I'M CHRIS HANSEN WITH DATELINE NBC". It was Chirs Hansen! He stepped onto the screen with a blank expression and launched a mass of KKK members to take out Oprah. Then the splash screen from before came back up, but in clear, pure, english: Oprah was kill. |
Then, just as all hope was lost, a magnificent voice bellowed, "PLEASE HAVE A SEAT I'M CHRIS HANSEN WITH DATELINE NBC". It was Chirs Hansen! He stepped onto the screen with a blank expression and launched a mass of KKK members to take out Oprah. Then the splash screen from before came back up, but in clear, pure, english: Oprah was kill. |
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I shut the game off and right when i did, a voice creeped up behind me: "theres a gift for you under your seat". i turned around and an oprah plushie was sitting at the foot of my bed behind me! The scariest part... She was holding.... a dead trout! Then a skeleton appeared and before I knew it, I was dead. Or at least now I am, knowing this story's probably gonna get deleted or some shit. |
I shut the game off and right when i did, a voice creeped up behind me: "theres a gift for you under your seat". i turned around and an oprah plushie was sitting at the foot of my bed behind me! The scariest part... She was holding.... a dead trout! Then a skeleton appeared and before I knew it, I was dead. Or at least now I am, knowing this story's probably gonna get deleted or some shit. |
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