POTATO: Difference between revisions

Line 17:

[[File:AlbertoDeStalker.jpg|thumb|Alberto De Stalker]]

~~“MY~~ NAME IS ALBERTO DE STALKER!” Said the man cheerfully.

"MY NAME IS ALBERTO DE STALKER!” Said the man cheerfully.

~~“Uh~~...hi” I said.

"Uh...hi” I said.

Alberto pulled out a cardboard cutout of Miley Cyrus. ~~“AND~~ THIS IS MAH DOG, OLD LICKER”.

Alberto pulled out a cardboard cutout of Miley Cyrus. "AND THIS IS MAH DOG, OLD LICKER”.

I started go back away, "Um...okay?”

Alberto grabbed my arm, ~~“NOW~~ WHERE YOU THINK YOU GOIN'?”

Alberto grabbed my arm, "NOW WHERE YOU THINK YOU GOIN'?”

My heart started to race, “T-To class”.

My heart started to race, "T-To class”.

~~“There~~ is no class” Said Alberto.

"There is no class” Said Alberto.

I quickly slapped Alberto and ran down the stairs, through the lunchroom, and into the computer room.

Line 44:

Alberto had a pistol and a McDonald's bag in his hand.

~~“AMERICAAAAAA~~!!!” He screeched, shooting his pistol at the rows of computers.

"AMERICAAAAAA!!!” He screeched, shooting his pistol at the rows of computers.

I slap the McDonald's bag out of his hand. A Chicken McNugget crawls out like a little animal.

Line 81:

The cardboard cutouts of Miley Cyrus come alive and start crawling all over the room.

Alberto gives me a devilish smile, ~~“YES~~ MINIONS, YES! COME TO YOUR MASTER ALBERTO DE STALKER!”

Alberto gives me a devilish smile, "YES MINIONS, YES! COME TO YOUR MASTER ALBERTO DE STALKER!”

Gerald is screaming in pain.

I step on his dick, ~~“Be~~ quiet, Gerald. Your voice is annoying”.

I step on his dick, "Be quiet, Gerald. Your voice is annoying”.

Gerald looks like he's going to die. Oh well.

POTATO: Difference between revisions

Navigation menu

Page actions

Page actions

Personal tools

Navigation

Search

Tools

@@ Line 17: / Line 17: @@
 [[File:AlbertoDeStalker.jpg|thumb|Alberto De Stalker]]
-“MY NAME IS ALBERTO DE STALKER!” Said the man cheerfully.
+"MY NAME IS ALBERTO DE STALKER!” Said the man cheerfully.
-“Uh...hi” I said.
+"Uh...hi” I said.
-Alberto pulled out a cardboard cutout of Miley Cyrus. “AND THIS IS MAH DOG, OLD LICKER”.
+Alberto pulled out a cardboard cutout of Miley Cyrus. "AND THIS IS MAH DOG, OLD LICKER”.
 I started go back away, "Um...okay?”
-Alberto grabbed my arm, “NOW WHERE YOU THINK YOU GOIN'?”
+Alberto grabbed my arm, "NOW WHERE YOU THINK YOU GOIN'?”
-My heart started to race, “T-To class”.
+My heart started to race, "T-To class”.
-“There is no class” Said Alberto.
+"There is no class” Said Alberto.
 I quickly slapped Alberto and ran down the stairs, through the lunchroom, and into the computer room.
@@ Line 44: / Line 44: @@
 Alberto had a pistol and a McDonald's bag in his hand.
-“AMERICAAAAAA!!!” He screeched, shooting his pistol at the rows of computers.
+"AMERICAAAAAA!!!” He screeched, shooting his pistol at the rows of computers.
 I slap the McDonald's bag out of his hand. A Chicken McNugget crawls out like a little animal.
@@ Line 81: / Line 81: @@
 The cardboard cutouts of Miley Cyrus come alive and start crawling all over the room.
-Alberto gives me a devilish smile, “YES MINIONS, YES! COME TO YOUR MASTER ALBERTO DE STALKER!”
+Alberto gives me a devilish smile, "YES MINIONS, YES! COME TO YOUR MASTER ALBERTO DE STALKER!”
 Gerald is screaming in pain.
-I step on his dick, “Be quiet, Gerald. Your voice is annoying”.
+I step on his dick, "Be quiet, Gerald. Your voice is annoying”.
 Gerald looks like he's going to die. Oh well.