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Furbearingbrick: When will I stop having nightmares about Slenderman's giant weiner

BigBug64: Fur, as soon as you /start/ having nightmares about someone /else's/ giant weiner.

I mean, uh.

Furbearingbrick: I mean seriously. In my imagination Slendy's manhood is big enough to tear through mountains.

BigBug64: would it even be a manhood?

• I feel like it would be like a... /thing/hood
• -shudder-

Furbearingbrick: Slendy: "it's raping tiem!"

BigBug64: I suppose that's why he abducts children.

DeadpoolHacker: whats up?

Furbearingbrick: just discussing the size of Slenderman's hyppthetical penis

C0balt Crusade: HAHAHA-we really need to get a hobby/job/other things to talk about.

Furbearingbrick: yep.

C0balt Crusade Sadly, Playing TF2, watching ponies and chatting are not jobs.

BigBug64 Jeff the Killer's hypothetical thing is probably the size of that fluffy stuff you find in your pocket after your pants go through the dryer.

DeadpoolHacker: LOL

C0balt Crusade We already know about BOBs

BigBug64 Rake... is more like an animal than a person. He'd probably have some kind of horse thing or something

Furbearingbrick You really dont wanna know what happens when Zalgo faps.

C0balt Crusade Whole galaxys get torn apart

C0balt Crusade Everytime Zalgo faps a star explodes, a puppy dies, and a baby is eaten.

C0balt Crusade Even if a star is new, Zalgos just like "Fuck it, no one will notice if it detonates."

BigBug64 I don't think I have ever

felt this fucked up in my life

Furbearingbrick: Worm Jeff's is retractable.

Furbearingbrick OK, let's drop the sex talk now.

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