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me to be frank, I have no investment in the "My little pony" (MLP) universe, |
me to be frank, I have no investment in the "My little pony" (MLP) universe, |
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nor do I want to. |
nor do I want to. I've seen the cesspool that is the shows fandom. Regardless |
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one knight I was up till 3 in the morning playing Drakengard 3. Why that game? |
one knight I was up till 3 in the morning playing Drakengard 3. Why that game? |
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I |
I don't know. But anywho since it was summer a thunderstorm vibrated into |
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existence above my house, said thunderstorm cut the power to my house shrouding |
existence above my house, said thunderstorm cut the power to my house shrouding |
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it in inky darkness. Despite my house being maximum dark I could hear all |
it in inky darkness. Despite my house being maximum dark I could hear all |
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While to boy was preoccupied with |
While to boy was preoccupied with |
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fighting the worms he failed to notice the |
fighting the worms he failed to notice the horse's muscular arms and was |
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punched into my house. |
punched into my house. |
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and turned to look up at my roof. |
and turned to look up at my roof. |
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"I'm |
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"I’m |
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amazed Jeff" said a slightly feminine voice "even when my expectations are as |
amazed Jeff" said a slightly feminine voice "even when my expectations are as |
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low as possible you still manage to fail to live up to them." |
low as possible you still manage to fail to live up to them." |
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"Silence you failure!" snapped Jibril as she jumped |
"Silence you failure!" snapped Jibril as she jumped |
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off my roof and slammed her foot into the horses head, crushing it instantly. |
off my roof and slammed her foot into the horses head, crushing it instantly. |
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The body continued to spasm for a moment before settling down. " |
The body continued to spasm for a moment before settling down. "You've mistaken |
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the Karcist's words for favoritism and have become arrogant because of it." |
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"What |
"What |
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"Oh |
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really? If |
really? If that's the case then why does he never actually punish me?" |
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"That |
"That |
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"What! |
"What! |
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Already? B-but I |
Already? B-but I haven't even killed anyone!" |
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"Due |
"Due |
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Naturally a house getting destroyed |
Naturally a house getting destroyed |
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would be a subject of discussion among the townsfolk and I had a number of people |
would be a subject of discussion among the townsfolk and I had a number of people |
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ask about it. |
ask about it. I'd always just blame the storm and say a tree fell on my house |
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and then change the subject. |
and then change the subject. |
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About a week later some black vans |
About a week later some black vans |
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arrived in town, the people inside asked me a few questions about the event, |
arrived in town, the people inside asked me a few questions about the event, |
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fixed my house then wiped |
fixed my house then wiped everyone's memory, including mine. |
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However one night as I was walking home from a |
However one night as I was walking home from a |
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friend's house I was saw Jeff luring in the bushes nier my house. Evidently it |
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caused the events of that night to rush back to me in a tidal wave. So yeah, |
caused the events of that night to rush back to me in a tidal wave. So yeah, |
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that's where this story came from, send help I've been sleeping in the penguin |
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exhibit at my local aquarium for three weeks. |
exhibit at my local aquarium for three weeks. |
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